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Our recent sobering piece on middle-aged sex, indicating that after 45 it's downhill all the way between the sheets, prompted some of you to request, nay demand, the traditional El Reg guide. Naturally, we're happy to oblige. Those of you who are already spiralling uncontrollably towards old timerdom will probably greet what …

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Coffee/keyboard

Thank Vulture it's Friday :)

NMTS (Nothing more to say)

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wahey

this brightened my day :)

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Dead Vulture

DIsgusting

Young children might be able to see this filth and what of the poor people taking part???

I demand you tranfer your address to the new .sex domain where your perversions will never have to be seen again by decent people.

Except when they want to crack one off

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Autobiographical?

If Lester is writing from personal experience, all I can do is offer my sympathies and a reference to Wired Magazine's article from some years back entitled "Hard Drugs" (geddit?). As an <ahem> 50-year old myself I can say that my perfect partner is someone my own age, or failing that: 2 * 25 year olds.

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Class

Pure class.

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Bravo!

Excellent stuff!

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Anonymous Coward

Saturday-night 22 minutes of hot luuurv action

According to the this mornings Telegraph 10 minutes is ideal, more than 13 excessive and 3-7 acceptable. They also have an article that claims yawning is a sign of sexual attraction. In one day I've turned into a super stud pussy magnet.

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Re: Saturday-night 22 minutes of hot luuurv action

Yeah, but just how old is the editor of the Telegraph?

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13 minutes excessive!

I'm finding it takes longer and longer as time goes by (certainly more than 13 minutes!) Not that the missus seems to mind. I do worry about my cardiac health, however.

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Viagra...

...was developed as a treatment for congestive heart failure. Those annoying erections are merely a side effect.

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I just had to give this article...

... one up!

(That's one upward rating...!)

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Happy

Superb!

One of the best - EVAR!

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Happy

Wonderful!

Thank you! :)

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Superb

Where's the standing ovation icon?

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Coat

Don't you mean...

standing ovulation icon?

Yeah I know...

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Quality!

'nuff said.

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Happy

Yay!

It's Friday!

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Wow

I didn't know Lego make 'Perv Scanner' sets!

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Coffee/keyboard

Brilliant

Made my day!

Which shows what a dull, sagging middle ages Friday I'm having...

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One question,...

where's the Moderatrix's dog while all this is going on?

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Dog

You really, really, don't want to know.

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slow news day...

Obviously

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Terminator

Great way to end the week

In the future the Pervinator P3000 will come back to the past and make sure this article never happens.

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@AC 12:00

Most likely savaging the intern that they assigned to write further BOFH episodes...while she whacks him in the head with her steely ruler. We really need a Moderatrix icon :D

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Alert

One for the guys

Ever wondered why she prefers it with the lights off?

Put a mirror on the floor and assume the missionary

(press-up) position with your face over the mirror...

....you handsome dog you...

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The Lifestyle

Hmm, if this were the case then how come my local swinger's club is stocked full of carnally interested middle-agers?

Looks like the survey only covered long-time married middle-class middle-agers.

Long live the 50-something horn dog!!

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Pure Brilliance

that last pic!

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Best Playmobile re-enactment yet!

What, you can't put a blank comment in, even though the title says it all!

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@CL

And you know this for why...?

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Shrug

<placeholder mode="lascivious grin">NWWBCS (Now What Would Bill Clinton Say?)</placeholder>

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I've still got it.

As a > 40 man, I take exception to the tone of this article. Furthermore... um, what was I talking about? zzz....zzz...zzz...zzz...

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Where is Optimus?

Thought Optimus would have got involved in on the action...

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WTF?

What The FUDGE!!

WTF is that dog doing on the second pic on page 3??? Are we looking at the bestiality with two backs here???

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Happy

Great photos

I liked the illustrative photos. Oh, the magic of Playmobil...

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Heart

Lovely

Second time I've used that title on an El Reg comment in the space of a week, I think...

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Surely one of the best

And yet, not a single brewski offered for such fine work. I'm impressed.

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HELL

YES.

It's friday. Go El Reg!

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A work of art

Centuries from now, people will still admire the genuis that inspired these incredible and powerful playmobl images. Unfortunately, we'll be dead by then and unable to explain how funny it all was at the time.

Great stuff!! Whoo hoo

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Jobs Horns

That was really good

Clever, Funny and technically brilliant.

Kudos to the artist.

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Favorite

This is my favorite Playmobile reenactment yet!

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Pirate

Greatest

use of Playmobil equipment ever. Genius. It's Genius I tell you.

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