Thank Vulture it's Friday :)
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Our recent sobering piece on middle-aged sex, indicating that after 45 it's downhill all the way between the sheets, prompted some of you to request, nay demand, the traditional El Reg guide. Naturally, we're happy to oblige. Those of you who are already spiralling uncontrollably towards old timerdom will probably greet what …
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this brightened my day :)
Young children might be able to see this filth and what of the poor people taking part???
I demand you tranfer your address to the new .sex domain where your perversions will never have to be seen again by decent people.
Except when they want to crack one off
If Lester is writing from personal experience, all I can do is offer my sympathies and a reference to Wired Magazine's article from some years back entitled "Hard Drugs" (geddit?). As an <ahem> 50-year old myself I can say that my perfect partner is someone my own age, or failing that: 2 * 25 year olds.
According to the this mornings Telegraph 10 minutes is ideal, more than 13 excessive and 3-7 acceptable. They also have an article that claims yawning is a sign of sexual attraction. In one day I've turned into a super stud pussy magnet.
Yeah, but just how old is the editor of the Telegraph?
I'm finding it takes longer and longer as time goes by (certainly more than 13 minutes!) Not that the missus seems to mind. I do worry about my cardiac health, however.
...was developed as a treatment for congestive heart failure. Those annoying erections are merely a side effect.
... one up!
(That's one upward rating...!)
One of the best - EVAR!
Thank you! :)
Where's the standing ovation icon?
standing ovulation icon?
Yeah I know...
I didn't know Lego make 'Perv Scanner' sets!
Made my day!
Which shows what a dull, sagging middle ages Friday I'm having...
where's the Moderatrix's dog while all this is going on?
You really, really, don't want to know.
In the future the Pervinator P3000 will come back to the past and make sure this article never happens.
Most likely savaging the intern that they assigned to write further BOFH episodes...while she whacks him in the head with her steely ruler. We really need a Moderatrix icon :D
Ever wondered why she prefers it with the lights off?
Put a mirror on the floor and assume the missionary
(press-up) position with your face over the mirror...
....you handsome dog you...
Hmm, if this were the case then how come my local swinger's club is stocked full of carnally interested middle-agers?
Looks like the survey only covered long-time married middle-class middle-agers.
Long live the 50-something horn dog!!
that last pic!
What, you can't put a blank comment in, even though the title says it all!
And you know this for why...?
<placeholder mode="lascivious grin">NWWBCS (Now What Would Bill Clinton Say?)</placeholder>
As a > 40 man, I take exception to the tone of this article. Furthermore... um, what was I talking about? zzz....zzz...zzz...zzz...
Thought Optimus would have got involved in on the action...
WTF is that dog doing on the second pic on page 3??? Are we looking at the bestiality with two backs here???
I liked the illustrative photos. Oh, the magic of Playmobil...
Second time I've used that title on an El Reg comment in the space of a week, I think...
And yet, not a single brewski offered for such fine work. I'm impressed.
It's friday. Go El Reg!
Centuries from now, people will still admire the genuis that inspired these incredible and powerful playmobl images. Unfortunately, we'll be dead by then and unable to explain how funny it all was at the time.
Great stuff!! Whoo hoo
Clever, Funny and technically brilliant.
Kudos to the artist.
This is my favorite Playmobile reenactment yet!
use of Playmobil equipment ever. Genius. It's Genius I tell you.