A Balinese teenager caught in flagrante delicto having sex with a cow claimed he was the victim of a bovine temptress who'd wooed him with sweet words, the Jakarta Globe reports. Unemployed youth Ngurah Alit, 18, was nailed "stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field" in the coastal village of Yeh Embang in …
What a silly moo. I see it ended up in udder failure for them both.
This is why I love reading the Reg' :-)
"other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures"
Were any taken?
Dont be too hard on the lad
Hey, I'm sure it's happened to the best of us.
I shouldn't laugh, but...
Perhaps it was a really mooooo-ving ceremony!
Mooo-ve along, nothing to see here.
I will have to use this one if the wife ever catches me balls deep in an ugly cow after a good night out.
"The cow's owner received five million rupiah (£370) as compensation"
Doesn't that make him/her a pimp/madam?
yea it does...
But the locals say his women are all fat cows.
Given the choice...
I'd rather share a planet with the boy than with the cow-drowning mob. I dare say the cow was (latterly) of the same opinion, but nobody asked her.
Am I the only one that thinks £370 notes is a bit steep for a bit of cow-pensation?
Wasnt compensation for that...
It was compensation for the cow he lost, because the people of the village ceremonialy drowned it. It was actually quite cheap, in USA a cow can cost around 900 bucks.
Hard to resist...
a female making cows eyes at ya!
But the real question is
Did they eat the cow?
Bart Simpson says
Don't have a cow, man.
In the words of the great El Barto, "Don't have a cow man".
eaten the evidence.
Perhaps he was about to?
Yuck - I've grossed myself out now.
Nothing to see here . . .
S'not my fault!
Another example of another culture where men are strong and manly and women mere baby-farmers. Where the ultra-strong male is apparently as weak as a kitten in a sack in the canal once a woman looks at him.
Once agan it's all the woman's fault - and even better when she can't defend herself.
The fail icon really isn't big enough for these arseholes.
Its an odd way
to steak one's reputation!
What's wrong with marrying a MooCow?
The lad achieved recursivity by having a steak within a steak.
Maybe he was trying to resurrect his family? Ask him if he saw any naiads or mermaids.
How do I know that it won't kill you like it did the cow?
I love this place.
And where is
the obligatory Playmobil™ reconstruction?!?
I have had a similar experience for a long time...
...then decided divorce was the better option.
Seems a tad harsh on the victim...
She gets drowned, he gets his laundry done.
Ow, my heritage....
Please remember that many folk tales in many, many cultures revolve around animals that turn into men or women and conjugate with the locals. This particular story presents a rather unpleasant theory about the origin of these tales. I don't know if I'll be able to listen to a story about selkies or kelpies ever again....
"Locals moved quickly to "cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow", arranging a quick and evidently entertaining seafont wedding..."
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
...featured the bride, did it?
...have had the horn
Once the cow was dead, did he get the horn?
Which is more embarassing?
Getting caught playing rear-end rodeo, or the "she was gagging for it honest" fantasy he came up with.
I won't hold my breath for a Playmobil - Extreme Porn law territory for sure.
...I just got a little horny.
...he had to marry Sarah Palin.
Reg missed a trick there
Unemployed youth Ngurah (pronounced "moo") Alit...claimed the cow called his name
Balinese boy bangs bovine.
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