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A Balinese teenager caught in flagrante delicto having sex with a cow claimed he was the victim of a bovine temptress who'd wooed him with sweet words, the Jakarta Globe reports. Unemployed youth Ngurah Alit, 18, was nailed "stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field" in the coastal village of Yeh Embang in …

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Friday already?

What a silly moo. I see it ended up in udder failure for them both.

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Quality

This is why I love reading the Reg' :-)

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Pictures or...

"other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures"

Were any taken?

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Dont be too hard on the lad

Hey, I'm sure it's happened to the best of us.

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I shouldn't laugh, but...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaAAAaAaaaaaa!!

Perhaps it was a really mooooo-ving ceremony!

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What a........

Mooving story.

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Tit-le

Mooo-ve along, nothing to see here.

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Good excuse

I will have to use this one if the wife ever catches me balls deep in an ugly cow after a good night out.

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Hmm ...

"The cow's owner received five million rupiah (£370) as compensation"

Doesn't that make him/her a pimp/madam?

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yea it does...

But the locals say his women are all fat cows.

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Given the choice...

I'd rather share a planet with the boy than with the cow-drowning mob. I dare say the cow was (latterly) of the same opinion, but nobody asked her.

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Sir

Am I the only one that thinks £370 notes is a bit steep for a bit of cow-pensation?

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Wasnt compensation for that...

It was compensation for the cow he lost, because the people of the village ceremonialy drowned it. It was actually quite cheap, in USA a cow can cost around 900 bucks.

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Hard to resist...

a female making cows eyes at ya!

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But the real question is

Did they eat the cow?

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Bart Simpson says

Don't have a cow, man.

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El Barto

In the words of the great El Barto, "Don't have a cow man".

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Should have

eaten the evidence.

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Sir

Perhaps he was about to?

Yuck - I've grossed myself out now.

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Nothing to see here . . .

MOOOve on

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S'not my fault!

Another example of another culture where men are strong and manly and women mere baby-farmers. Where the ultra-strong male is apparently as weak as a kitten in a sack in the canal once a woman looks at him.

Once agan it's all the woman's fault - and even better when she can't defend herself.

The fail icon really isn't big enough for these arseholes.

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Its an odd way

to steak one's reputation!

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What's wrong with marrying a MooCow?

The lad achieved recursivity by having a steak within a steak.

Maybe he was trying to resurrect his family? Ask him if he saw any naiads or mermaids.

How do I know that it won't kill you like it did the cow?

I love this place.

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And where is

the obligatory Playmobil™ reconstruction?!?

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I have had a similar experience for a long time...

...then decided divorce was the better option.

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Seems a tad harsh on the victim...

She gets drowned, he gets his laundry done.

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Ow, my heritage....

Thanks, Reg.

Please remember that many folk tales in many, many cultures revolve around animals that turn into men or women and conjugate with the locals. This particular story presents a rather unpleasant theory about the origin of these tales. I don't know if I'll be able to listen to a story about selkies or kelpies ever again....

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Cliché

"Locals moved quickly to "cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow", arranging a quick and evidently entertaining seafont wedding..."

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

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Reception menu...

...featured the bride, did it?

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He must....

...have had the horn

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Important question.

Once the cow was dead, did he get the horn?

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Which is more embarassing?

Getting caught playing rear-end rodeo, or the "she was gagging for it honest" fantasy he came up with.

I won't hold my breath for a Playmobil - Extreme Porn law territory for sure.

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Sorry reverend...

...I just got a little horny.

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Poor guy...

...he had to marry Sarah Palin.

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Holey

Cow!

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Reg missed a trick there

Unemployed youth Ngurah (pronounced "moo") Alit...claimed the cow called his name

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Balinese boy bangs bovine.

Animal Alit-erated.

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