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A pedigree dog, crowned the world’s ugliest pooch, has died at the grand old age of 17. Miss Ellie was a wiggly-eyed Chinese Crested Hairless mutt with a drooping tongue and a scruffy mass of sprouting grey hair. She was also a keen charity fundraiser according to Asheville Citizen-Times, which first reported the dog’s sad …

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From the title of this article...

... I thought it was good news about my ex-wife. Seems I'm mistaken.....

(Written by Reg staff)

Re: From the title of this article...

Pig.

Joke

I hope you noticed it wasn't...

when you read "at the grand old age of 17" :S

Fair Warning

To be fair, he did put the joke warning in the icon ma'am.

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In the words of the Great Borat...

"High Five!"

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Ok,

So you'd met her too?

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Re: Fair Warning

How is that a 'warning'? It's a disclaimer/fig leaf/excuse to spout whatever crap you please, rather like a :) after something dodgy. Tsk.

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@rcdickey

Remember, this is Pigeon Forge, TN.

Not only is 17 OK, it could even be a sister.

Y'all come back now, hear?

Ladies and Gentlemen

The Ghost of Bernard Manning has come among us.

*facepalm*

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Pigeon Forge

Awesome name for a town!

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mmmm

I thought it was about a member of one of those shallow, talentless and plastic footballer shagging girl bands

Anonymous Coward

That's not an ugly dog.... *this* is an ugly dog.

Didn't look all that ugly to me.

How about this ugly-if not downright scary- one...

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o288/atreyu4life69/Ugly_dog.jpg

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Urghhhh

I believe some of the guys in our IT department would consider her a 'looker' given the current fayre they soon to bring to the pub on a Friday

troll... Well. Just cos

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@That's not an ugly dog.... *this* is an ugly dog.

That is Sam, and he's been dead for a while too. He used to be the holder of the title. Miss Ellie is not so bad. Specially after seeing Sam: http://www.samugliestdog.com

Anyway, Chinese Crested Hairless dogs are well poised to keep the title. When young, they are fine and cute, and I knew one who had a great personality too. But when they get old... The same mutation that makes them hairless affects the development of their teeth, so that does not help in the looks department.

Joke

*this* is an ugly dog.

> That is Sam, and he's been dead for a while too.

Was that photo taken *before* or *after* his unfortunate demise?

IT Angle

Mr

< nuff said

FAIL

A Title

Odds & Sods <nuff said

Coat

Slow news day, so its time

to drop the dead dog^H^H^H Donkey

Anonymous Coward

You are reading...

...an example of user generated content, have a nice day!

Anonymous Coward

so ....

what is now the ugliest dog on the planet?

Paris Hilton

Paris

who else?

Welcome

Seen this meme before.

The World's ugliest dog is dead. Long live World's ugliest dog!

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AAAARGH!

Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!!

Go

Huh?

Nancy Pelosi died?

Grenade

Whatever happened to the real worlds ugliest dog.

You know the chihuawa? that was bald, blind and as Uggerly as anything.... and not the cutesty conjob copy cat dog?

Unhappy

Disqualified i'm afraid.

It had already lost it's title, after breaking the rules. i.e. by becoming dead.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3430118/Worlds-ugliest-dog-dies-after-cancer-battle.html

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Coat

♫ Hooray the bitch is dead ♫

Cheque please!

Dead Vulture

I believe it should be...

Ding dong the bitch is dead

Tombstone. Because.

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cremation?

The first time I read the last paragraph I thought "Wot, all of them?"

Might not be such a bad idea...

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Happy

"Miss Ellie bites the big one"

Who thinks of these lines? That one just had me grinning after a below average day!

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Paris Hilton

Was nice knowing you *cries*

You'll be missed *tears*

...hang on! Worlds ugliest dog is actually A DOG and not who I thought it was? ooops silly me!

Troll

I've seen worse...

Heck, I've even dated worse!

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Happy

Ahh. But it's got a disease

Doesn't everyone love a sick puppy?

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Joke

What laboratory gave birth to that....

Out of 100,000,000 sperm THAT was the fastest???

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What about the egg?

After all, it's a combination of sperm DNA *and* egg DNA... do we have pics of the sire and dam?

Presumably both had their fair share of recessive genes...

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