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Poor old Tiger Woods was obliged to withdraw from last weekend's Players Championship in Florida due to a problem with his neck, which has apparently been bothering him for about a month. The Golf Channel's Win McMurry was on hand to offer this delightful and highly plausible explanation of the exact nature of the complaint: …

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Pint

I can see where that would be a problem....

How can he swing a golf club with the obstruction!

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Flame

I am surprised she is not on his prize list

Looking at her pics I am surprised she is not on his prize list. Looks pretty much his type.

Or maybe she is... That would explain things... Either that or sour grapes...

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Happy

Long Iron

Now i know why i pull my shot

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Problem with his neck?

Such as not being able to get it out of bed?

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Badgers

Four!

more than the average player........

badgers beware...

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There's a golf channel in the US?

Nah, I bet it's just called that because "The Grass Growing Channel" might suggest something illegal.

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Badgers

There's a golf channel in the US?

Sadly, there's one here in Malaysia too.

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Move along, nothing to see

It was just a slip. Now if she had said: "..with a bulging one-eyed trouser trout" or "...with a bulging blue veined love gun" or "...with a bulging Hilton hide hammer" then something would be amiss.

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Paris Hilton

Sharper hearing--

-- picks up panting in the back ground.

Caused by??????????

Paris, What makes ME pant!!

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I had a bulging duck once

It was pretty unwieldy.

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Boffin

Clean Your Ears

She said "bulging DISC", ie referring to a problem with his neck vertebrae.

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Coat

Sore neck?

Must have been sleeping to close to a crack or 2 or...

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Happy

Oh, the cruelty

The slings, the arrows, the hilarity. Trouser trout indeed.

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Flame

If you can't win, QUIT

He's a frigging whining baby, he quit, not because of neck pain, but because he wasn't winning IMHO.

EFF him and EFF golf.

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