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Boffins in Michigan say they have created a promising "quantum gate" for use in literally and figuratively hard-to-grasp quantum computers of the future. The scientists achieved this, put simply, by tickling a soft-metal Rubidium atom with frikkin laser beams until its outer valence shell became highly excited and the atom …

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Boffin

Qubits

"which are not 1 or 0 but could be either or any value between"

As I understood it, they could be 1, 0 or both - not "any value between"

But then I am using the term "understood" very very loosely indeed.

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Anonymous Coward

Quantum superposition

Quantum superposition is rather more complex than that. I don't understand it myself, but it is, kind of, any number in between.

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Understood

It might be possible to understand and not understand- but only if you are not observed whilst doing so.

Understood?

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Either 0 or 1 - or any value between

Maybe I'm fractionally incorrect on this, but isn't it either zero or one, full stop, period, no values between. That's the nature of quanti, either one state or the other, there is no middle ground.

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Nope.

This is correct. They can be 0 or 1 or any value inbetween.It can be 1 or 0 or have a superposition.

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Troll

It's a perfectly cromulent word

A perfect opportunity to use "embiggen" wasted. So sad.

The grammar nazi didn't seem appropriate. How about a grammar troll?

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Alert

Stop the World

I can't handle articles that contain the word 'electron' at the moment. I keep reading 'election'.

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Boffin

qubit

they can be 0, 1 or a superposition of both!

see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qubit for more details

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Boffin

I read that while sagely nodding

Then I realised I hadn't taken in a word and was singing along to the radio instead.

But in Quantum Physics I can do both.

Pfft! I no kwantum fizzicks, me.

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Joke

Brilliant

"atom-bulgening ponderomotive field prison" - I'm quite sure they made that up. Must've. Boffinry these days...

But I'm sure HMPS will want several right away for terrists and such. Frikkin' lasers are teh awesome.

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Boffin

What?

Well, they may have tickled a Rubidium atom with laser beams and ensnared it in a crate made of interfering laser beams built by seizing the atom's embulgenated outer valence shell using a ponderomotive force field. But did they remember to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow at the same time? Enquiring minds want to know....

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"The scientists achieved this, put simply, by tickling a soft-metal Rubidium atom with frikkin laser beams until its outer valence shell became highly excited and the atom swelled up to giant size - 100 times as big as normal, though obviously, being an atom, still pretty tiny. Atoms in this condition are known as "Rydberg" atoms, after the 19th century Swede famous for swelling to giant size after being hit by an energy ray his knowledge of exotic atoms." ...... Sounds like Instrumental Foreplay to Cosmic Erection and Orgasm ...... CyberPORN Feed with Need for Nymphs and Satyrs ..... Heap Powerful Apache Medicine, Tonto.

And is IT Registered a Global Virtual Quantum Computer Base Build with Virtual Reality Play and Attraction?

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WTF?

Quantum-Physics 101

Steve13 : Look Up Quantum Super-Position.

Cool, but a fully working desktop QPC is still in fantasy-land. Unless ofcourse you create a national liquid-nitrogen/helium network to keep every PC at ~0Kelvin

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Paris Hilton

Er....

As much as I fear the inevitable annoyances of those pesky, interfering laser beams, I must confess to reading near on ten words which I never knew existed. I mean, where the HELL do those words come from?? You must have made a few up there. I mean, really, come on.

Paris, 'cos even I must know more words than her...

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a "ponderomotive force" field

Named after the wizard Ponder Stibbins.

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Anonymous Coward

Who you gonna' call?

Ponderomotive force field.

Sounds like the same thing that they used to trap that slimy spook in Ghostbusters.

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Pint

Why

Why do these articles always arrive on a Friday afternoon, when my mind is in a Quantum State (from my boss's point of view, I may be working or not working. It's not until I'm "observed" that I collapse into a working state). I would have struggled with that on a Tuesday morning. On a Friday afternoon it's enough to turn a man to drink. Talking of which, is it Beer O'clock yet?

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Paris Hilton

In the murky field of atoms and subatomic particles,

Scientists get creative, Quarks have flavors.

Qubits have Colours?

switch(qubit1)

{

case "1":

return true;

case "0":

return false;

case "1&0":

return maybe;

case "fuscia":

return livingRoom;

case parishiltonsunderwear:

throw new GarmentNotKnownException();

default:

return "42";

}

}

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Pint

Oh My...

I'm relatively sure that none of the readers of this article are graduates of said "Michigan uni", since not one comment has roasted this author for failing to properly spell out University of Michigan. Not a big deal, in old Blighty to be sure, but mistaking the name in Michigan amounts to fightin' words for a lot of alums of the Berkeley of the Midwest.

Q. You meet someone at a party - how would you know if they've graduated from U of M?

A. Don't worry - give them 5 minutes and they'll tell you all about it.

A brewski for Fridayski

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Happy

The Lewis we know and love

Nice to see you've got that nasty election out of your system! Or do we need one of these quantum computers to work out who won?

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WTF?

Molesting Scientist?

Is is just me... or is what they are doing sound dirty?.... using lasers to excite the atoms to start to swell....

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Quantum science writing

You can understand the individual words, or complete sentences, but not both at the same time.

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Badgers

1 or 0?

It's both until Simon gets a hold of the cat. After that, all bets are off.

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