iPad users are young, rich and stupid like Flickr. The findings come from users of Yahoo!'s properties. Even though the iPad has only officially gone on sale in the US, Yahoo! found that one in ten iPads using Yahoo! sites were accessing them from Europe and Asia. France, Germany and the UK were top territories for the Flash- …
Geeks are supposed to be tech lovers, not blindly following this toy manufacturer (because, let's face it, an ipad has the specs and functionality of a toy).
When did they change the definition?
OK, lets say it is a toy.
Are you honestly suggesting that geeks aren't known for playing with toys?
It could be the other meaning of geek.
Geek : a carnival performer who does disgusting acts.
maybe your average iPad owner also bite the heads off chickens too
Labels, labels, labels - so nice when everything fits so unneatly in those little buckets, eh?!
BTW, you have a problem people playing with and enjoying "toys"? What next, a slam on people laughing?
Re: it is a toy
It's a great geek toy. I do like it, though I'd hardly call it "magical" lol.
I know of no laptops with accelerometers (not that I'd want to tilt a whole laptop). You'd think it hard to justify the price for playing a game of Labyrinth, but just show it to the wife and see what happens (I can't get mine off her).
The really need to bring in more mainstream OS & hardware features. iPhone OS works on an iPhone, but it feels seriously limiting, even clumsy, on something with this big a screen.
Oh and typing is easy with the on-screen keyboard, but shit laggy in most apps (such as, ironically, notebook).
Thinkpads have had accelerometers for years.. Way before the Wii or the iProducts. There is even a little applet that will allow you to see how much you are tilting the Thinkpad in what ever direction. My T42 has them, and that came out in 2004.
laptops with accelerometers
Lot's of laptops have Accelerometers - that's how the Quake Catcher network works!
Ok, just looking around, I have one homegrown AMD Phenom II X4 PC with OpenSuse, one homegrown Intel C2Q6600 with , I have to admit it, an OS not intended for a PC which runs fine with some tweeks, an EeePc 901 with said OS and an EeePC 1005HA with something loosely based on Slakware.
I'm typing from a Macbook Pro connected to the Internets via a Palm Pre working as a mobile hotspot.
I'm Informix DBA, did SCO ACE in the early 90s, had my first Linux on a 386/20 when OLVWM was new and one got the patches once or twice a day via UUCP from Usenet. There's a fully working HP Vizualize Workstation in my living room and a 715 and a 755 down in the cellar. I can work with RPG II, Cobol and BusinessBasic on MPE V and MPE IX, C and C++ on almost anything, I installed OpenBSD on a Mac Performa where I had to switch the CPU from 68C40 to a 68040 first, now I spend my time with lots of virtualized Win2K? and RHEL 5.? Servers, host my own webserver on KVM on a dedicated Server and so on.
And, I have a girlfriend :)
I've got an iPod Mini, with rockbox and 4GB HD exchanged against 8GB Sandisk, for my car, and in my -not so humble- opinion the iPod Touch is much too small for what it can do, so yes, I'll get an iPad as soon as I can lay my hands on one.
Am I a tech lover? Yes, although addicted is more like it .
Oh, I have a DSLR and a bakers dozen of film cameras from 4x5" to 35mm but I don't use flikr :)
ipad != chick magnet?
Glad to know that, given some of us might not *want* any "chicks".
Attracts the old cluckers.
Well blow me!
I really had no idea! Jeez call the feds there's been a breakout of the bleedin' obvious! Young gullible planks by latest gadgets to make sure they remain young, gullible planks!
@The Fuzzy Wotnot
Well, you've got it all figured out, haven't you? Except the people I know that have one are neither young, nor gullible. Now where does that leave your argument, which btw, is a thinly veiled attack, not an actual argument?
Look around the room.
If you can't see the mark, you're it.
Garbage Compactors ...
... turn 25 kilos of garbage into 25 kilos of garbage. So an iPad turns a geeky nerd into a geeky nerd. But then your toys have always express who you really are.
But are they married?
My bet is that they are not.
Logic is that it's very rare to find rich & married as a combo.
I don't know where all my money goes, but I'm sure I had more disposable income before I got married, even though I earnt much less.
I suspect the disposable income has been disposed somehow by the other partner
count me in
I am young(ish), wealthy(ish) and married. I will be getting an iPad. That must make me a complete moron right?
Anyway, it's not my marriage that is expensive. It's my kids.
These figures are all rather stupid as they only really refer to early adopters who are typically young and wealthy. The stats will be more interesting when the iPad is on general release internationally and for longer than a few months.
I will stick my neck out and say the iPad will have a fairly wide audience and likely a fair few silver surfers.
It certainly appeals to me. When I have finished my working day as a developer I want a simple, elegant piece of kit for casual browsing, media and email. The iPad seems to fit that bill perfectly.
I am truly fascinated with the visceral attacks on Apple users in these threads. I work on a PC in the day but I love Apple gadgets, iPhone, iPad etc. What's so terrible about that concept that drives some commenters insane?
I am happy to pay for them, I know technically I can achieve the same stuff on other devices but so what? I have yet to find any touch interface even coming close to the iPhone or iPad so I am more than happy to pay a few more quid to get it.
"My wife spends all my money" jokes, how quaint
Get Henny Youngman's corpse on the phone.
@But are they married?
Umm all of the iPad owner I know are married - with kids and with good incomes (six figures).
So I would say they know how to get it AND make it work.
"..get it and make it work". The iPad or the spouse? Or by "getting it" are you speaking of another "commodity"?
Just because they have an iPad, it doesn't make them a geek
A true geek buys his tech on functionality, not labels.
Many are buying it because its a popular name and want to be cool.
And many are buying it because it meets their needs - what of them, what label do we apply to them?
A label for people who "need" something high on price, low on features, but above all shiny and with an Apple logo on the back? I can think of a few...
Such as "shallow"?
I've got an iPad, had it shipped from the US. It is actually very good, replaced my samsung nc10 already as a mobile device. Very solid, fast and does whats required.
I see a lot of Apple bashing which I can't quite understand tbh. Yes I do have an iPhone, and I do have Windows 7 & Linux, even a Mac Mini.
Different tools for different jobs, but as most you idiots have never even used an iPad your bashing something with no knowledge of how it works. Truely quite stupid.
I have one, and yes it was worth it.
Brave of you to admit to such foolishness
"...does whats required."
Which is being smooth, shiny and good-looking. Like Cheryl Cole's backside.
Equally like Mrs. Cole's backside, the iPad produces unexplained fervour from those who know no better, has far superior alternatives and results in shit.
....does whats required.
So do prostitutes. And sometimes you can get "free" stuff as an added feature.
This comments thread already has a resident humourless sour grapes mactard downvoting everyone's pisstake posts.
It's the red one down there on the right - go on! You know you want to!
young, affluent and single?
It's all the money they're not spending on dates they don't get.
re: Well blow me!
I'll just stick with nodding and agreeing for now, you've not even tried to get me drunk >.<
the right demographc?
> "affluent consumers with solid wealth"
So they'd like to think ....
Alternatively, since most appear to be below 30 years old, they could just be living with their parents. Without the cost of a mortgage (or even rent) and family commitments the cost of an iPad wouldn't take up much disposable income, or pocket money.
Wow, the fanbois have been busy
All posts voted down, looks like the fanbois are having a field day attempting to defend their new, expensive, limited use toy.
perhaps it means the anti anything Apple commenters are not the only audience of the register?
I voted several of the above comments down because I thought they were petty and childish. They also suggest a more than a hint of sour grapes and/or jealousy.
I notice the pro iPad comments are also voted down or does that not count?
Anyway get back to telling us how Steve Jobs is wrong and you are right. It makes for informative reading. If only Apple paid more attention to the reg commenters.
means nothing but it does show a certain sense of maturity.
Could that be
because there are so many no-hopers voting anti-apple as a matter of course?
You would have to be rich
and a rich fool at that!
What do you care if people buy an iPad? Does bashing them make you feel superior or something? Flash "programmers?"
real geeks only drink warm water and never this expensive "tea" thing, which is basically just water anyway. Water is much cheaper and gets the job done as well! Only marketing-driven fanbois drink "tea". Real geeks select their drinking fluid by the specs!
Why did I think real geeks prefer Dr Pepper?
Most of the geeks I know would rather drink coffee. And, for preference, be able to control at least the grinding and brewing processes. I don't know any that go as far as their own roast. In the UK the raw ingredients are too hard to find.
The geek likes control as well as the ability to discuss the intricacies of the process and then argue with anyone who has a different opinion.
I'd like to see a survey about how many of those iPads are jailbroken or at least customised using special apps (Think tweakUI, if apple allow such a thing).
Dr. Peppers fine
but Jolt is better :)
TweakUI is from Microsoft
we wouldn't touch this with a 10 feet pole :) Jailbreak is a must, not because it's needed but because it can be done :)
And here I was thinking Panama Bouguet, Guatemalan Antigua, Jamaica Blue Mountain and Kona were just ordinary everyday coffees.
Come to think of it, you can get crap coffee too: Kopi Luwak. Straight form the butt of a Civet cat.
I guess we all have our toys huh?
Are Yahoo! allowed to do this level of monitoring?
It's bad enough that Yahoo have been sending me other user's emails, but now you appear to be telling me that they're also tracking my access to their site for "research". Can I assume this information is also shared with third parties for advertising "research"?
Yahoo is the new Google-wanna-be, didn't you get the memo? For that matter, Apple is the new IBM-wanna-be, so you can thank their little secret tech for passing on such interesting info to Yahoo for correlation. Don't you wonder why the iPad wifi (3G wasn't available in time to be included in these stats) and the iPhone can be tracked down to a single user like that? Those devices don't even use the same protocols! How do you figure that's done?
Nerds, Geeks or Dorks
Not sure iProduct users are any one of these or have their own definition.
Going by: http://www.goingthewongway.com/208/difference-between-nerd-geek-and-dork/
They're not Nerds because Nerds actually understand the technology, like to tinker & hack a lot with anything new from any source, usually without spending a fortune, and will bore people to death about the inner working details. Nerds are Linux users.
They're not entirely Geeks because Geeks are interested in things that others are not interested in. iProduct users are exclusively interested in what Steve Jobs churns out and tells them to buy. True Geeks would have been interested in each of the iProduct for a short while until they reach popularity and then they'll reject it and move on to the next obscure product.
They're not Dorks because Dorks have no style and would not want an iProduct to make them cool and stylish.
No, they're a fourth group who are like Geeks but blindly follow one product range at the exclusion of all else to look cool and stylish, even if they have no real understanding of the underlying technology and never consider other options. Money is no object.
I think fanbois is the term we've always used and still fits here ;)
Sony/Blu-Ray fanbois are a similar breed here. They mix a little with iProduct fanbois, at least until Apple come up with their own home entertainment console and then the two will hate each other.
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the fact that Yahoo is storing enough data to be able to make these assertions - A complete history of every access to yahoo? Perhaps. At the very least, a list of user-agents used by each user (in a non-aggregate form). When cross-referenced with the demographic info, it becomes quite powerful
Why should anyone be jealous? It's not some new Ferrari creation being made in severely limited numbers, sold only to the elite few, it's a mass produced toy sold openly on the high street.
Serious Apple people are very odd!
Please don't insult geeks by calling them geeks. Really, you're only propagating it. Please, just stop.
The iPad is a great little toy that has a lot of uses, but at my income and budget, it's way too expensive a toy. Give it a few years and a few price drops, and I'll be proud to have one.
I've run into a couple of people who have one, and they've all be snobby jerks, but maybe all the nice iPad users aren't showing them off. :P
I'll second a previous poster's suggestion that a lot of users are probably from well off families, perhaps coasting through various degrees while their parents foot the bill. That seemed to be a lot of the inital iPhone users, anyway. (And come to think about it, new devices in general).
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