Google is going shopping again - it's in talks to buy travel search specialist ITA Software for more than $1bn. ITA, based in Cambridge, Massachusetts was founded in the mid-90s by boffins from Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Its flight search and shopping software is used by Orbitz, several US airlines and Microsoft. …
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Did I really miss something here?
Did the Moderatrix let a spam slip through (shurely not!) or is this a satire on the kind of management speak that would get multiple "HOUSE" calls from a game of BS Bingo?
I could understand this on a Friday afternoon - post liquid lunch, but Dude its only Wednesday.
Megaphone as I'm competitive at BS Bingo, but don't get much opportunity to play these days!
May not lead to a deal?
I should hope not. I like ITA software's search engine well enough that I'd hate to see it do-no-evil'ed by the oompa-loompas.
Everyone else has you swim in annoying dancing-rodent style ads, these guys instead offer the raw rules data and cost structure of a found flight. Guess which is more useful to me?
Lisp finally makes it into Mountain View!
Erann Gat is vindicated
I did try to introduce Lisp to Google. Having had some experience selling Lisp at JPL I got all my ducks in a row, had a cool demo going, showed it to all the other members of the ads team, and had them all convinced that this was a good idea. The only thing left was to get approval from the VP of engineering. The conversation went something like this:
Me: I'd like to talk to you about something...
Him: Let me guess - you want to use Smalltalk.
Me: Er, no...
Him: No way.
And that was the end of Lisp at Google. In retrospect I am not convinced that he made the wrong decision. The interchangeable component model of software engineers seemed to work reasonably well there. It's just not a business model in which I wish to be involved, at least not on the component-provider side.
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