The ESA has released this pic of the Icelandic volcano plume currently paralyzing air traffic above northern Europe and Britain. The pic was snapped yesterday by the Medium Resolution Imaging Spectrometer instrument aboard the Envisat spacecraft, before the plume had spread to cover the southern UK. Envisat image of the …
"volcanic gunge stream"
"Ash cloud" . Pah!
Kudos to el reg, cutting away the euphamisms. Now can you follow it up by estimating the amount of gunge kicking around our airspace (to the nearest few megajubs will do)
We'd like it in kiloWales, please.
As I was driving into work this morning the radio was announcing that one or two flights into Glasgow/Prestwick were going ahead, so I don't think you put much research into this.
The flights allowed were (at the time of writing) only local/internal flights. The article states that flights into and out of England were halted, so El Reg is correct.
From the BBC:
"An Air Transat flight to Toronto took off from Glasgow Airport at 0800 BST. "
El Reg is, as always, perfectly accurate. Last time I was there, Prestwick was in Scotland.
Do you want it? Useless as an Airport and a town.
Remember those old airports you used to see in films like Airport '79 and such.... that's Prestwick today. Sorry, Glasgow Prestwick International Airport. As close to Glasgow as Beauvais is to Paris, i.e. not very!
no con trails
I would like to express my appreciation to the editor that wrote that headline and subhead. That was some goddam brilliant writing.
Headline writing is an art, and this example is a masterpiece. Its punchiness and general waggishness might even exceed my all-time favorite headline, "Lax Styx Wax Clicks." I would memorize this so I could cite it as a paradigm of headline writing, if I thought I could memorize "Eyjafjallaokull."
I have to say the standard of headlines is getting pretty high - I mean just yesterday we had "Herd of sheep, off tits on drugs, savagely Tased" - how fantastic is that FFS?
Now I need a new password
Curse you all for publicising this volcano, i thought "Eyjafjallaokull" was such a good password
FFS, how many times do people need to be told not to use the name of their pet volcano as a password?
According to the new rules of Scrabble I've just scored four hundred points.
Title word check - Pass
How is Eyeful-o-yoghurt a tongue twister?
The last time it erupted
it lasted for TWO years... 1821 to 1823.
Holiday's at home for a while eh lads?
Re: two years
Want to bet that share price in the ferries and tunnel go up? If so see your friendly stockbroker.
Relax. Whilst there were a number of short periods when it erupted violently producing a lot of ash; most of the time Eyjafjallajökull just grumbled away.
On a media hype scale, this might be huge; but the eruption is much smaller than Mount St. Helens. It's just better placed for maximum buggeration in the current weather patterns.
I can see my "Groupe Eurotunnel SA" shares taking an upward trajectory. Woohoo! Shame about my British Airways shres though. ;-(
Michael O'Dreary must be having a money-gasam, all those flights canncelled and not a penny to pay back due to an "Act of God".
He won't have to pay compensation, but he'll still have to refund or transfer people with tickets. I'm sure he'll be able to cram a few more folks into the overhead bins.
Is Iceland a plague upon the planet?
The famine of 1782 was caused by Iceland.
The latest bank crash was caused by Iceland.
And now airlines left and right will go titsup, not to mention Airbus, because of Iceland.
God save us from the wrath of the Northmen!
Is Iceland a plague apon the planet?
If you've ever tried any of their own brand frozen products then yes..
Do you know any good hotels in Brighton that I can buy stock in???
Black helicopter, because I am sure it comes with super-secret stealthy alien technology dust-resistant engines......
See the goodness
So the people of London are getting a decent night sleep at last due to their airports being shut?
If this volcano continues, we could see our Scottish airports getting a massive increase of business and therefore helping the local economy?
Well until the wind changes... ;-)
No such luck
No reduction in aircraft noise around here, unfortunately. The sky is still full of the usual annoying low-flying helicopters and other light aircraft doing aerobatics, etc.
I keep hoping their engines will seize up, but no luck so far. Infernal combustion jobs, presumably. Must be immune to ash.
Yo Iceland, listen up
We said send CASH
Caledonian Thistle trounced Celtic, leading to the heading:
Super Cally go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious.
Practically Perfect in Every Way
"Super Cally go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious."
You, my man, are a headline GOD.
Iceland = Undefined?
I was under the impression that Iceland straddles both Europe and North America, hence the ridiculous amounts of seismic and volcanic activity to be found there.
Unless you mean Iceland, the purveyor of piss-poor frozen foods? If my mum went to Iceland, I'd get her labotomised.
Will he require Iceland to cough up some dough for re-distribution to countries that do not have active volcanoes?
Do they get a discount for the grounding of aircraft?
Eyjafjallajökull ash cloud computer modelling and prediction (Iceland Meteorological Institute website ) with model images.
Ash cloud Modellers...
...are Norwegian Meteorological Institute, not Icelandic MI. It was right there in Google Translator Extension and you think I could see it? Damn ash cloud.
Damn you Ísland!
OK, so Iceland couldn't muster a naval force during the cod wars to defeat the mighty Royal Navy, so they thought, lets just wait a couple of years then nick all their money and drop several thousand tonnes of ash on them. They won't expect that.
I always wondered why a country so near, so unthreatening and with so much in common was a sort of enemy. Now I know why! I would suggest dropping a nuke on them, but the fallout would apparently just blow back to us.
What's worse, they deliberately named the volcano so we couldn't pronounce it.
Linguistic warfare, that is!
Yea, we couldn't "muster" a naval force to match an "enemy" who's navy represents ~13% of the entire Icelandic population, backed by a military force that represents ~60% of the population... Surprising, ain't it? (Which makes the fact that we essentially "won" the "wars" that more impressive. - Brute force isn't always the answer :P)
And yes, we all came together and decided to purposefully collapsed our economy and *cause* a volcanic eruption, to do minor damage to the UK economy and delay a few airplanes. - (... just for the lulz xD)
Just in time deliveries...
Better not mention which supplier, but we had a breakdown on a piece of kit last night. The Engineer gloomily said: "I hope they haven't sent *all* the spares to the European warehouse or we're stuffed"
(yep, no black helicopter for an emergency delivery)
Hahahahahahaha... <wipes away tear>
Lewis, please don't ever leave The Register.
I'm stuck in sunny Taiwan (with coral reefs, beautiful beaches, monkeys, etc) instead of getting back to Southampton for work tomorrow.
I'm not complaining, I just like to share :)
I don't suppose El Reg wants a Taipei based hack?
what a dirtbag
Getting my coat...
I would have thought Sportacus
should have fixed this by now!
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