I can undercut that.
For just $10,000* I can supply plans on how to make your own 2012 bunker out of tinfoil, old washing up bottles, sticky-backed plastic and other everyday household objects. I'll even throw in a guarantee that if the bunker fails to protect you from the end of the world in 2012, I will give you all your money back**.
* Payment in small, used, non-sequential notes please.
** Application in person only.
Terms and conditions apply. Panic levels can go down as well as up.