A little editing

"SSL and TTK-LIG takes data security extremely seriously NOW AND WILL DO SO UNTIL THE PUBLIC'S ATTENTION WANDERS ELSEWHERE and we have identified the cause OF THIS ONE PARTICULAR WHOOPSIE and taken immediate remedial action. The modifications put in place ensure ER, OR SO THAT WIERD WEB GUY TELLS US, that unauthorized access OF THIS PARTICULAR TYPE cannot happen again. We are completely confident that the website is now fully secure - BUT THEN WE DON"T KNOW JACK ABOUT THIS WEB STUFF AND, UNTIL IT BECOMES AN EMBARASSMENT AGAIN, COULD CARE LESS.

FTFY.

Now I'm not saying India has the monopoly on bad code

But they seem to be trying pretty damn hard.

The number of Indian programmers with professional contracts you see asking beginner questions in coding forums, complete with samples of their spaghetti code, is quite ridiculous.

It's not India's fault though bless 'em, it's just that companies require programmers in the UK to have X years education followed by X years experience, then when they go to outsource they don't ask for any verifiable experience whatsoever. They just sort of assume "well we're dealing with another company, just like us - not some filthy prole - so we'll never get burned" and they get burned over and over again.