Beijing is putting up 100 giant deodorant sprays which can jet perfume over rubbish dumps in order to reduce their acrid smell. Continued economic growth in China means increasing pressure on landfill sites. Pressure also comes from China's growing middle class which increasingly complains about government decisions, just like …
The headline caught my eye, and made me expect some mechanism whereby rubbish bounced off dumps at an acute angle, enforcing recycling..
Not really sure why this is newsworthy...
A similar system was used in my home town when they decided that, rather than run the sewage works correctly so that it didn't make a stink, they'd prefer to spray cheap deodorant into the air, making my whole neighbourhood smell like a public toilet.
Thats the down side to living in a crappy area
(oh come on it had to be done)
This used to be one of Slough's notable features -- you'd haul passing the town because nestled between the M4 and the playing fields of Eton was one seriously overloaded sewerage works complete with deodorant sprays. The result was pretty nasty...nothing for it but to wind the windows up and put your foot down.
Re: Slough, anyone?
I suppose that when they put an evil smelling sewage works in Slough they used the "Urban Regeneration" budget to pay for it?
Why don't they just send it to walmart, we will pay for it before it gets thrown out.
Can we reverse this and...
... point it a parliament?
"more rubbish every day"
I fixed that for you.
Erm, recycling, anyone?
You'd think if the Chinese government can make its citizens limit their reproduction to one child, it'd be possible to make people recycle.
Given their abilities to actually make use of raw materials, you'd think they'd jump at the chance. This story makes me wonder if recycling is just a myth?
Perhaps the landfill is just the shite that we send there, ostensibly for recycling, but in reality just buried, coming (as we know it often does) with a fee for the recipient, paid by the British local authority, as a means of avoiding the EU per-tonne fine on landfill.
Re: Erm, recycling, anyone?
What about organic waste? It seems like you need incinerators for much of those.
Perhaps most of the rubbish is used condoms?
I can only hope they are CFC-free
Thats a really big deodorant can
That's the second largest deodorant applicator I've ever seen
So, tell me, what is the biggest one you've seen?
The Chinese are big into recycling. The difference between the rich and poor classes, is so massive that their are several levels of poor. So their are people hoovering up every bit of plastic, glass and metal, thrown away by the middle class. In fact, you can get arrested for removing plastic bottles from trash cans on trains. Taking trash is theft in China. At least the bottles, anyways.
But even then, there are about 15 million people Beijing. Once all of the metal, plastic and glass are picked up, what's left is going to be nasty.
Be afraid, be very afraid
They appear to be testing a new delivery method for WMD. Lewis should be dispatched to inform Jack Straw immediately.
Beijing has been like that for many a year but people are probably learning the art of not complaining and getting on with it.
Hmmm...hope this works better than...
...when my family lived in France during the mid 1950s. It was fairly common in those days for many French to just not bathe daily (maybe weekly?). To combat the reeking body odor they would just splash on strong perfume. The combination of sweet perfume and pungent B.O. was nauseating. I'm guessing China's similar strategy of trying to just cover up the horrendous stench with perfume will result in a much stronger olfactory abusing outcome, especially when you consider the exponential scale of the madness.
Clean queen Bess
There's a rumour that Queen Elizabeth I was so fussy about hygiene that she bathed every Easter, whether she needed it or not!
Why do people always attack China?
Westerners always laugh and point and say "ooooooh, look what the naughty funny little Chinese people are doing now, aren't they bad?"
The local dump, er, Ryde Recycling Management Station has had this for years now, and the Great Armpit, er, Sydney ran out of landfill several years back and has to ship it all 250km SW and is rapidly filling up valleys of prime farmland with, er, shit. All of course done by "Recycling Management Executive Contractors" or GARBOs as we used to call them.
Most people here are fooled by the word "recycling" when in reality it stands for "recycling as landfill to build cheap housing on in 25 years. Sorry about the subsidence! Bye now!"
Hopefully China might come up with some better ideas the the morons who run the "Great Western Democracies".
like the City Council in NZ I used to work for many moons ago.
When the rubbish dump got filled up ,we put a layer of dirt over it and called the -Duke of Edinborough Park.
I had to install a stormwater pipe across it, and the exavation for that caused the most awful stink I have ever smelled .
Worked on Sewer systems for 10 years and the sewers were like a breath of fresh air compared with that job.
I stopped the Pong years ago
when reconstructing a street in a city in NZ, about 45 years ago, the pong from the ground had people gasping etc.
I went along the job with a napsack sprayer spraying a magic product that solved the pong problem
It didn't actually remove the pong it just affected the olfactory system so that people could no longer detect it.
Worked very well. It must have been potent as its effects lasted a long time.
It was a product called Alamask , that had different chemicals for almost every bad smell in creation.
Theres nothing worse than the smell of shit mixed with lavender
You know you are still smelling the shit, but can now taste the thick aerosol spray in the air on top of it.
You can tell it was a particularly bad one when the air is incredibly thick with air freshener but the smell still has that nasty undertone.
We've put up some air fresheners
"Great, now it smells like someone took a shite in a pine tree"
- Fat Bastard (Austin Powers, the Spy who Shagged Me)
- Crawling from the Wreckage Want a more fuel efficient car? Then redesign it – here's how
- Apple SILENCES Bose, YANKS headphones from stores
- Flesh-flapping, image-zapping app Snapchat NOW ad-wrapped
- Vid NASA eyeballs SOLAR HEAT BOMBS, MINI-TORNADOES and NANOFLARES on Sun
- TV Review Doctor Who's Flatline: Cool monsters, yes, but utterly limp subplots