Skit
Copper: "Stop thief!"
Thief: "I ain't nicked nothing, copper!"
Copper: "You're nicked!"
Thief: "Nicked? What for, copper?"
Copper: "Yeah, copper."
Thief: "Huh? Stupid copper, what am I nicked for?"
Copper: "Copper."
Thief: "I'm nicked for nicking a copper?"
Copper: "Not a copper. Copper. You nicked copper."
Thief: "Have you been at the methadrone, guv?"
ad infinitum, fade to music by Ronnie Hazlehurst


