Steve Jobs' latest honors: TV, icons, fromage
Apple chief executive Steve Jobs is no stranger to adulation. Recent honors include Fortune's CEO of the Decade, the Harvard Business Review's world's best-performing CEO, and the Wall Street Journal's Person of the Decade. But a new trio of tributes takes Jobsian worship to new heights. On Tuesday, The New York Times reported …
If you like your food...
...you'd probably be better off using that *other* Steve. Of course, you would also probably need to change the raw material for something more consistent. A Beaufort (http://recette.supertoinette.com/78126/thumb/800/-/78126-beaufort.jpg), perhaps?
Eh ?
"..you'd probably be better off using that *other* Steve"
Are you suggesting that we feast upon the gently cooling corpse of Monkey Boy Ballmer ? Or his likeness in cheese ? In either case, what would be the advantage ?
Whoever made that cheese better be afraid, Jobs will want royalties, and will probably claim to have patented cheese based caricaturing.
*cough*
sorry for this image, but I read that headline as:
TV, Icons, Frottage
Steve Jobs' head on a plate
looks like a meal made in heaven for the other Steve
Steve's head...
...on a plate; what next, his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti...
I'll leave quietly now...
...I'm off to eat lunch if anyone's wondering...
Just a funny thought...
...what do we reckon will be ratio of eaten Steve Jobs´ cheese heads to stabbed-by-bunch-of-needles-and-cursed-in-weird-language Steve Jobs´ cheese heads?
I ask as someone who never took sides in the ongoing struggle...
Cutting
Right-ho, folks - get the knives in. What? Done already? Curses!
TV series sounded good until
"director of Borat and producer of the hit TV shows Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. "
None of which were even remotely amusing. But then again, neither is Steve Jobs.
Dammit El Reg
As a Wisconsin native you almost gave me a heart attack. Rest assured if he ever tried to move here I'd be waiting at the border with my shotgun loaded! Wearing the required uniform: http://www.cheesehead.com/
