Update: Other members of James Brown's family have now denied the his body has gone missing. This story has been updated to reflect this. The body of soul legend James Brown has been stolen from a family crypt, according to one of his daughters. Other members of his family, however, have denied the allegation. The self-styled …
Well, that's my investment schedual for 2010 sorted.
Buying some stocks in tinfoil companies, me.
Lots of hats will be created after this.
He should have been in a proper grave.
But there was no-one left who could dig it.
That is all.
The more awesome (and entirely reasonable) solution is that even now a zombie James Brown is stalking America! He's 'Doing it to Death' and 'Living in America'.
The spangly one with 'Make It Funky' on the back please.
Shouldn't that be 'UN-living in America'?
I live in that area and there is nothing on the local news pertaining to his remains as missing. Trust me, when James Brown did anything, it was on the local news for a week.
When You Are A Legend...
...everyone wants your body.
Hope they got a brand new bag...
..to put him in.
Sorry, couldn't resist. Coat. Door. Outta here...
This is bad... Superbad, huh!!! Can I get a witness!
That reminds me of an old song..
James Borwn's body lies a moulderin' in... no wait a minute.....
Wasn't that Abe Liconln's favorite song? Oh, yea, it was that other one... lol
Get Up Offa That Thing
It makes me sick. Seems we've come a long way from the days when people protested the horror of body snatching. Am afraid James Brown is as useful as a chocolate tea pot. Spare us the charade for pity's sake!
Can you dig it? Well no, not any more.
I agree, sod the IT angle! James Brown's body - stolen.... w...t....f....!
Can now be found in WoW (http://www.wowwiki.com/Bronjahm)
He felt good
(do do do do do do do)
Like we knew that he would
Mines the black one, with the full length zip
Maybe he just got up
like a, like a sex machine?
"Brown died on Christmas Day 2006"
Seems like only yesterday. I can still hear James Brown's last words. "Heeoooww, I don't feel so good."
The funny thing is that in his act was always that he was walking away only to keep coming back time after time.
I guess he is making one more comeback.
I heard they put it under a bridge...
... where is that confounded bridge?
He made a deal with the devil
Nobody seen the BMW Films "The Hire", specifically "Beat the Devil" (http://www.bmwblog.com/2009/08/25/video-collection-bmw-films-the-hire/)
Clive Owen would be my No. 1 suspect.
So James Brown...
got down, then got back up again?
Alien icon, because maybe this is a Plan 9 kind of thing...
Mary Shelley's story...
...made into a movie with Boris Karloff, mike in hand, shouting "I feel good!"
James Brown Family Response
Phone: (845) 402-2200 Ext. 102 or 103
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 2:30 PM,March 12,2010
GOD-FATHER OF SOUL JAMES BROWN BODY LAYS IN PEACE
ATLANTA, GA, MARCH 12, 2010 :
The family of James Brown is sadly disappointed about the false alle gations of their father's body missing from his crypt since burial. The daughter of James Brown, Deanna Brown Thomas, states,The rumors of our dad's body missing is not true and do not know where Ms. Pettit would have received such information; however the Brown family do ask that the media respect our privacy. At an appropriate time his fans and spectators around the world will be able to visit a memorial fit for the "God-Father of Soul".
He is on tour
I wounder if we are going to see James Brown sightings like Elvis sightings.
The hardest working Zombie in show biz
Hardest working Zombie in Showbiz?
is Rod Argent.
Phil Spector is the hardest working zombie in showbiz?
Maybe his management...
...saw that creepy Elvis tour thing (band playing live with Elvis on screen "singing" along) and thought maybe they could send The Godfather Of Soul back out on the road again too!
Only James Brown ...
... could continue to be entertaining from the other side.
I feel good! :-)
Entertaining from the other side?
Now that's what I call Soul music.
But, James Brown is Dead!
dum, dum, dum, dulumdum, dulumdum, James Brown is Dead!
Hands in the air. James Brown is Dead!
He was obviously too bored
So he got on up.
I didn't even know the "Godfather of Soul" was dead.
Shame. Shame on me.
Tombstone because, well it's obvious really,
How long does it take to build a mausoleum?
I have to ask the question "How long does it take to Mausoleum?" He died at the end of 2006, its now 3 months into 2010 - and the mausoleum still isnt built? What are they doing building him a pyramid (in the old egyptian style)? the Taj Mahal perhaps?
No wonder he got up and left, probably just wanted to find a permanent home!
According to Charlaine Harris
He's joined Elvis as a vampire
Didn't bury him deep enough
They only dug him a shallow grave. Cos James Brown gotta get inta that groove!
Papa needs a brand new body bag
Enough already! My keyboard was already in a bad way, and that's now finished it. Half a mouthful of tea goes a fair way when it explodes out of your mouth. I hope you're happy! ;-)
what will happen when Micheal Jackson/s body goes missing
"what will happen when Micheal Jackson/s body goes missing"
Near as I can tell, it went missing a couple decades ago ...
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