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A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates. Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver's seat, it was …

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Joke

You're Nicked!

No officer, not even a scratch...

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This story is crying out for

pictures. Or at the very least a playmobil reconstruction...

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I 2nd that!

Playmobil FTW!

This should rival the Swedish Dykes Rompy Pompy!

im sure Billy C and a Blue Dress could make a Cameo!

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Paris Hilton

Huh?

So, her ex-hubby was helping her drive to a date with her boyfriend whilst she shaved her muff to be ready for, well, something?

Jeesh! Talk about an open relationship.

Paris, 'cos she knows about muff driving.

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WTF?

Looking at her mugshot....

....I'm thinking the new B/F had a lucky escape! Sooeee!

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Coat

Looking at her mugshot

How could the cop be sure which end she was shaving?

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Clearly...

facial beauty was not a big priority here...

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Funny

I asked myself the same thing

PLEASE tell me she was horribly mutilated in that crash and she didn't look like that normally....

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Pint

Let me get this straight ...

... this woman was trimming her pubes on her way to a date with her boyfriend whilst in a car *next to her ex-husband* ... If this is true, I salute the open-mindedness of both gentlemen in question!!!

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WTF?

ex-husband?

takiing her to to see a "boyfriend"? The word 'pimp" comes to mind....

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highway pubes

Perhaps the two guys and the gal n question were meeting for a spit roasting sesh'?

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WTF?

A Dead Ringer for...

Kurt Cobain from looking at the mugshot.

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Grenade

*bang*

What, before or after his 'accident'?

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Unhappy

Collars & Cuffs!

They don't match!

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wanted to be "ready for the visit"

... I can only presume this was a 'conjugal visit' to the penny-tenshurry ?

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Coat

Thanks, Leste. It's only Tuesday, and I've gotta get yet anothe keyboad fo the pub.

("?" doesn't wok anymoe)

/KB replaced/

Well, thunderbirds are GO, (s)natch.

At least she was in the front of a Thunderbird, not in the back of a Trans-Am*

Seems she had a brush with the law.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

(OK, Moderatrix, I'll be quiet now).

*http://lirama.net/song/163221

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hehe

"Hang on - I'm just going into a tunnel !"

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Coat

Don't beat around the Bush...

...Full coverage of the lawsuit against Ford Motor Company please.

This is the US we're talking about.

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Anonymous Coward

Really..

it's these are the kind of people that give poor white trash a bad name

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Paris Hilton

@Looking at her mugshot

Argggggggg !!!!! The image is burned into my mind !!!!

Paris - Cos that was what I was thinking, until I looked :-(

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Coat

Fines

Presumably when she gets to court she'll get a hefty fine.

She will most likley need time to pay and supporters will organise a hedge fund.

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IT Angle

Why cant we

Have a mugshots site like this in the UK. This is one americanism I like!!

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Coat

I wonder...

.. if her ex-hubby was just paying her lip service?

Yep, I'm getting now..

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Paris Hilton

Shame for her...

...that she wasn't driving a Toyota. She could've just said that the car accelerated all by itself.

Paris, as she likes a close shave.

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Anonymous Coward

Let's just hope...

...she had designed a nice exclamation mark style for her accident.

Remember - Think once, think twice, think "no pubic topiary maintenance when driving".

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Joke

Would that make her...

...a Muff Driver?

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Anonymous Coward

No doubt

...she'll now sue the razor manufacturer for not including a warning about pube-clearing while driving.

And she'll probably win.

Merkins - got to love them.

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Joke

Yes?

What seems to be the problem, cuntstubble?

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Re: Yes?

Ha. Very good.

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The best of the lot!

See subject ^

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Happy

/facepalm

omg no!

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Smart trooper

"Swapping places with Judy didn't fool cops, though, because the airbag in the driver’s seat had not deployed and he had "burns from the passenger side airbag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat"."

Not to mention the pile of pubes on the drivers seat?

I find it a bit strange tho, how on earth do the police *know* this? She drove on after the accident, swapped seats with husband and then were caught by police. I'm assuming she wasn't trimming throughout, so I can only conclude she fessed up!

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IT Angle

Registered!

Keywestmugshots is down!

That's the IT angle!

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Joke

merkins!

no merkin for that merkin!

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Silly Merkin

Silly Merkin... yeah I'll just go now...

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Good lord...

Stop the presses. they've inadvertently printed a photo of her under carriage.

I can now understand why the yanks think they can rule the world. They obviously have at least two very, very brave (or visually impaired) blokes.

Perhaps she should have started with her top lip.

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It's a pig in a wig!

Stupid *and* ugly - what a combination. Presumably the Groucho Marx - Marilyn Monroe liaison happened after all ("Yeah, but what if it had my looks and your brains?").

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@Looking at her mugshot

Someone pass the mind bleach please? Im pretty sure my eyes are gone after seeing that.

/Promptly walks into a wall on the way out.

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Paris Hilton

Wow! She's only 37....

....and she looks like that?

Some people have clearly had a hard life!

Yep, Paris, has to be...

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Anonymous Coward

That said...

...you probably wouldn't look so hot either if you'd just been in a car accident, fled from the cops, been arrested, and hauled off to jail.

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The best a man can get?

When I said the T-Bird was a fanny magnet this isn't what I had in mind.

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Lucky

"The occupants of the other vehicle were treated for minor injuries"

They were lucky. Sounds like a close shave...

I know, I know, I'm going...

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Lester

I'm just curious, what search terms was Lester using when he found this story? Is it part of his daily search for news stories?

Googling "car crash shaving pubes" has come bach with 20,900 hits. I guess Andy Warhol was right... "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 Minutes"

Paris.... ah! you know why

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Suggestion

How about voting buttons for your subtitles.

This one deserves a thumbs up.

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and playing on the radio....

...was smooth criminal, non?

who's coat is that jacket? ah mine =)

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Or

Sade "Smooth Operator"

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Ex husband

Maybe he was in the car to make sure she didn't come back to him.

27 ??? I was thinking more like 49-52

@sabba no matter were you go you can find to men that are willing to sleep with any thing. In fact there is a sub culture of men that like the dirties nastiest thing they can find . Its a fetish thing .

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Happy

Most amazing thing is...

... it was not even in Oz.

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Can't resist

Picture the conversation in the cells...

"So, you been picked up by the fuzz then?"

"Sorry luv, I shave it so there's nothing to hold onto."

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Pint

Second time today!

Reg, you need to add a "white trash alert" icon.

Drink icon, because I need one after seeing that mug shot and involuntarily visualizing the scene in that car....

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