Two Mozambican men may have to cough a dowry after they were caught raping a goat, local media report. The owner of the unfortunate animal is none too impressed with the two lads from Mbucuta in central Mozambique, who were caught in flagrante delicto by police. Witness Mario Creva confirmed: "One of the young men was naked and …
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Wish they'd think of that in my country (India). It would provide some reliev to the population pressures here
How is it know it was rape? Was the goat objecting?
Surely unless there is some method of identifying clearly whether this was *just* sex with a goat, or actually was rape, it should be presumed these guys were simply having sex with it, and not assume it was against the goat's wishes.
Anonymous, for obious reasons...
It is my understanding (which could be wrong) that unless both / all parties involved actually consent, then it is rape. As such, all sex involving animals is technically rape, as the animal(s) involved are unable to of giving consent.
Which is why drug induced rape is definitely rape, they may not be objecting (because they are not able to for one reason or another) but they are definitely not consenting.
Way too much
You seem to know too much about these things...
the amount of dogs you see humping their owners ???
sounds like consent to me :)
^^ cant beleive i pointed that out
im starting to feel sick now
Your understanding is wrong
Or at least very silly. Is it "technically rape" when farmers artificially inseminate livestock? Is it "technically" murder when they slaughter their livestock?
As for your suggestion that drugging and raping a human is roughly the same thing as "raping" an animal, this is an example of why I don't like animal rights. It weakens the concept of human rights. Perhaps we need to first get human rights sorted out, then all become vegetarians, and then start granting "rights" to animals.
I was assaulted by a friends dog once... :(
The friend (owner) laughed as the dog kept attempting relations with my leg... I most certainly did not consent... maybe I can get some sort of compensation too???
On a more serious note - wtf?! I know there are some oddballs out there, but hunting in pairs for goat love?!
I bet the whole "dowry" side comes from reading the "man forced to marry goat" story that's periodically in the BBC news site's top-five most-mailed since about a year or more.
Far too vivid
The images conjured up by that description are quite disturbing at this hour of the day. I'm surprised the police could get it together enough to actually arrest these guys, they must have been cracked up. I wonder what Mozambiquan for 'spitroast' is?
*snigger chortle giggle*
Goat spit-roast! Sounds like a rustic culinary dish when you put it like that!
Ma head asplode
Lester, not nice. You got me picturing a goat in a wedding dress for a second there. It'll take hours of work with my the-rapist to get them out again.
I've heard of 'granny pron'
But not 'nanny pron'
See the video:
Two guys double team a 'tr-nanny'
Not one 'you owe me a new keyboard' comment or at least an up vote? C'mon people, my comment was gold.
Bill looks like a goat.
Is there a PlayMobil goat ?
just thinking out loud...
What's surprising is not the article...
...but first, the fact that El Reg has reported on similar stories three other times, and second, that the google ads to the right list:
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Re: I Wonder...
Is there a PlayMobil goat ?
Yes there is: -
Nothing to stop El Reg producing another fine PlayMobil reconstruction. If they could also include some drug smuggling lingerie models that would be fab.
"Nothing to stop El Reg producing another fine PlayMobil reconstruction"
How about extreme porn laws??
Is it worth the risk, I'm not sure Lewis would last in prison... although Sarah Bee would be running the place in days...
Now, THERE'S a man who likes to live dangerously...!
"'One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, (...) '"
This could have had serious consequences.
"Naaa means NO!!" or it was being muffled by the guy in front....
of course, ther's this:
Shouldn't the offenders simply be forced to buy the dishonored goat at the current market price? I don't know about you, but I don't think I'd want to have anything to do with a goat after it's virtue has been compromised in this fashion, let alone eat it. These goat-fuckers have seriously damaged the market value of that goat; they SHOULD be required to compensate the owner for it. Then perhaps they should be required to eat their "girlfriend"... that would show them!
Paris 'cause she may be a skank, but at least she doesn't date outside her own species!
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