Argentinian police are hunting a 30-year-old former lingerie model accused of running an all-women cocaine-smuggling gang, Argentina's La Nación reports. Angie Valencia Colombian Angie Sanclemente Valencia was crowned her native land's Queen of Coffee in 2000, but following a relationship with a Mexican drug lord known as "The …
I hope she was better at drug-running than at modelling
as there seems to be precisely one photo available on the Interwebs of her. Yes, the one in the article.
Wouldn't mind getting my hands on
I'll get my coat
My two favorite things
Drugs, Underwear models and Lesbians
No! Wait that's three things
My three favorite things
Drugs, Underwear Models, Lesbians and Beautiful angels
No wait... oh you get the idea.
You were right the first time...
'cos there's no mention of lesbians. Sorry. Ariel L was the recuiter and boyfriend of the busted bimbo. Erm, Bosley, if you will.
Re:You were right the first time...
You don't get the idea...
My four favorite things
Drugs, Underwear Models, Lesbians, Beautiful angels and Beer
In other news...
Buenos Aires customs overwhelmed by applications from teenage boys and old men.
I was going to ask for Playmobil, but I suspect it's unwise to provoke the Moderatrix at lunchtime.
Sorry... Is that right?
FIFTY FIVE KILOS of charlie? Bugger. Me. Backwards.
Just remind me what the typical baggage allowance is? 20kg?
How did a, presumably rather spindly, model even manage to carry a bag that had 55kg in it? Even a quite robust man would not want to carry such a bag all over an airport.
Holy whistling duckshit! It's not just the weight either - allowing for a density along the lines of talc at around 0.9 - 0.95 g/cm3 that amount of powder would take up around a 60 litre volume. I can't quite see that being on top of the clothes, more the other way round!
I reckon someone may have misplaced a decimal point here somewhere...
55 kg. is 8 st 9 lb 4 oz. About as much as her, judging by the photo.
No doubt their defence will be that the drugs are a dieting aid for the modelling industry.
Charlie's Snow Angels
As much as I like reading about lingerie models smuggling drugs, where's The Reg angle?
The Reg angle?
That's a joke, right?
and at that level, it probably wasn't cut with too much shit either, probably flip that into 110kg easy by the time it hit the streets
No-one mentioned cavity searches yet?
I'd better not either then.
If she comes knocking on my door
seeking sanctuaryI'll let the police know
.....eventually... - she can help me lug my animal feed bags around!
Sometimes there are no words...
I can add absolutely nothing to this article, truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
I must say that if this were a plotline in fiction, it could only appear in a James Bond film...
That's...brilliant! Except for the bit where the stupid tart opened the case of snow in an arport for all to see.
The problem would seem to revolve around picking models that are stupid, but not *too* stupid for words.
She can smuggle my coke anytime...
Wait, that doesn't make sense.
By now like most drug lords on the lam...
she's had cosmetic surgery to change her appearance! But that assumes that the doctors can find parts of her body that haven't already been augmented.
OK, OK! I'll just get my coat....
Is this right?
Model takes cocaine shock? Far out. Where are the lesbians?
Where are the lesbians?
The wheels came off the plan on 13 December, when Ariel L's 21-year-old 'girlfriend', María N, was cuffed at Buenos Aires's Ezeiza International Airport with 55kg of cocaine on open display in her suitcase.
The term 'Girlfriend' should have really given it away
"25-year-old male model known as Ariel L"
And they reckon
that security guards viewing the full-body scanners at airports wouldn't be getting their rocks off looking at the nude pictures of the passengers?!?
I am gutted
I wanted there to be lesbians. I mean, we can be underworld crime bosses too! But sadly, only staright models (I assume) and a male recruiter.
But still, I like to think there was a little chic for a while among the unspeakable crooks that peddle drugs.
Who owns the film rights?
If no-one does, then plz send me teh contractz
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