Numbnuts!
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{ Adobe Updater }
Write Permission Error. The download cannot be saved to D:\Temp\Adobe because you do not have permission to create a file there. Make sure you have the proper permissions and then click Retry. Otherwise, click Change Location.
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I told the updater to stick its rubbish in the Temp folder because I was sick of it scattering its crap around my disc. Permission error? Bollocks. The Adobe folder was probably auto-deleted in a Temp-Tidyup, but you - woeful Adobe - are too f**king stupid to think to ensure the required directory structure exists BEFORE you try writing there. And when it goes all tits-in-the-air instead of whinging "invalid directory" it instead complains about Permissions With Odd Capitalisation.
Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, bl**dy f**king FAIL!
[okay, I feel better now...]
PS: FAIL also for offering me 20-somethingMb of language pack I don't want for forms I won't fill in, over and over and over. At least WindowsUpdate has an option to tell unwanted updates to sod off and stop bothering me.