Well, sir, this is El Reg. AKA We bash anyone.
If this respectable organisation were to buy this "wehategoogletheyaretrulyevil.co.uk" domain, it would need to buy "wehateappletheyaretrulyevil.co.uk", "wehatemicrosofttheyaretrulyevil.co.uk", "wehatehptheyaretrulyevil.co.uk" and so on.
Back in topic, well, surely you are a good person and would do no harm to the children (whom nobody seems to think of!) neither you cause that $deity damn global warming. Good person. Good.
Beer, it's lunch time here and carnival ended yesterday. I'm in Brazil btw. OH MY! I LEFT MY GEOLOCATION ON EL REG! (as if they don't have the IP address I'm using right now)