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El Reg's numero uno celebutard "One night in" Paris Hilton spent the weekend enthusiastically promoting Brazilian lager "Devassa Bem Loura", which brewer Schincariol is punting with a £34m campaign featuring the highly-talented socialite: Hilton was apparently informed before she accepted the cheque that "Devassa" means " …

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Paris Hilton

Oh Paris

How we have missed you.

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Paris Hilton

Paris, becoz...

... she's Paris, bless...

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Paris Hilton

I love Brazilians

It honestly writes itself doesn't it?? Gawd bless 'er.

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Paris Hilton

World's favourite airhead

I see that she also demonstrated the meaning of "Bottoms up!"

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Paid to party

A good gig if you can get it. The rest of us have to earn our paltry salaries in more mundane pursuits, in between posting on El Reg.

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Pint

Great. Now I don't know what day it is.

Lager and Paris? On a bloody Monday? You swine.........

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I forogt

What adverts were like when they could use sex to sell bear

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Paris Hilton

Hofmeister

were a bear sold something that purported to be beer.

PH cause shes been known to bare all.

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Grenade

Show me some sex and I'll buy any kind of bear that you want me to...

Whether it's a Kodiak, Polar or Grizzly, I really am a sucker for advertising!

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Typo

Pretty obvious that he meant "bare".

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Here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkR0krOm9M4

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Paris Hilton

By Jove

...And I was already mourning the cessation of P.H. coverage

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Beer "Devassa" ?

auehauh

Why did nobody translated the name of the damm beer ("Devassa") ?

I'll crack it up then: "Devassa" is that woman between naughty and slut... closer to slut than naughty , actually...

Not making this up, seriously

=)

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Go

I'm not

used to seeing paris not in night-vision mode.

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IT Angle

I get the paris angle...

...but where the IT ang--

NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!

*beaten to death by moderatrix*

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Paris missed the big event

Wonder how she managed to miss the Mud Carnival in Rio?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3328783/Mud-carnival-in-Rio

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Never mind the beer

Id drink her bathwater!

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3ww

after the mud wresting ??

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Jobs Horns

Paris?

Nice place - come in.

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