"The best things in life are free"
"But you can give them to the birds and bees. I want money. That's what I want."
Also (Copied in entirety from http://www.lightbluetouchpaper.org/2007/02/11/soca-we-just-want-your-money/ )
"I’m reminded of Sir Alan Sugar giving a lecture about management way back in the 1980’s. He was mocking the catch-phrase/mission-statement culture, memorably saying, " ‘Pan Am takes good care of you’, ‘Marks and Spencer loves you’, ‘Securicor cares’ . . . at Amstrad, ‘We just want your money’." "
He was in the computer industry at the time, so it's relevant. And look at how we feel about Amstrad products now. (Well. For some of us, that was our first computer. A shame it was such a turkey.)
Microsoft has one idea. "We just want your money."