Two Greenock pensioners prompted the closure of a Tesco bakery aisle and police intervention after "stunned shoppers" clocked the pair indulging in a "sex romp", the Sun reports. Fay Byrne, 62, and chum Peter Echlin, 78, were arrested for alleged public indecency after "horrified store bosses alerted cops". A Tesco source …
Give em both a medal
Especially her for initiating it all!
Paris for fairly obvious reasons.
Another wardrobe defect.
...Cleaner required in aisle 2!
You owe me a new keyboard.
Fluffer you are now required in aisle 3!
I don't know if it'll go to court.
But if it does will stand up in court?
(I'll join, what I assume will be by now, the queue at the coat stand)
78 and it still works, right on sir!!!
Inspired by motto
... Every Little Helps
At least they weren't wearing pyjamas.
"The widow was also noted to have Acute Angina which was said to have made the situation worse".
Sorry, couldn't resist...
New icon required.
OK, there is no IT angle to this.
However, I would be willing to let it slide if you could give us a new litle blue v icon.
I guess bread was not the only thing being raised in this bakery section.
There's only one possible comment.
Playmobil reconstruction please.
PS. We're still waiting for a Playmobil icon.
That's absolutely brilliant I love the quotes!
Cleanup in isle 3....
title says it all.
Jock Joystick Joyride Jeopardy
Checking out her baps?
Obligatory coat picture.
I'm still confused though - they're both claiming the other one started it?
"Nothing like this has happened before." - poor fella
A titillation is required
Pictures or it didn't happe....on second thoughts scratch that.
I hesitate to ask....
What's the IT Angle?
V. Funny though?
ID Cards for them then - just in case!
tenuous but plausible
The offended Tesco workers were former employees from the mahoosive IBM installation that was closed down in Greenock not long ago, or some equally high tech manufacturing outfit that took advantage of the constituency's pensioner quotient to put up cheap facilities and then folded.
AC because I may actually know some of them.
No one else?
OK I'll say it then....ahem, "Clean up in aisle 6 please!"!
It is Greenock; there's not an awful lot to do here.
Still. every little helps...
Re: There's only one possible comment.
You're still waiting for a Playmobil icon? How remiss of us. I shall be certain to raise the issue of 'fulfilling the commentards' every sordid whim' at Monday's meeting and ensure it is marked for urgent actioning.
you said raise, fulfil, sordid whim and urgent actioning
wheres the icon for new pants please?
I have a sordid whim Ms Bee....
Sadly I suspect it will remain unfulfilled.
I thought I saw you in Tesco
Second job to help make ends meet?
Re: I hesitate to ask....
If anyone else asks what the IT angle is on a Bootnotes article, I will kill again.
Gawd 'elp us
.. the master baker intervene?
Re: No one else?
Yes. Someone else. Look up.
Sorry, but if I don't, you'll never learn, will you?
@"raise the issue of 'fulfilling the commentards' every sordid whim'"
You need a bravery award for risking saying that in public! ;)
If tesco actually had a code to alert staff to the fact that people were fornicating in the aisle.
As in code 67 isle 2
one good turn deserves another
at least it wasn't a code 69
And we thought David Carradine was a Master...whatever.
Grief, at my age, I don't even wanna think about it, and I'm only(?) 53.
Oh, and at Moderatrix's comment "Re: No-one else" 'Yes. Someone else. Look up.', posts aren't posted or moderated at the time they're sent. They are done in batches. Probably when the pub opposite El Reg closes. So who can know that they aren't the first?
Go on, Sarah, click the 'Rejected' button. You know you're dying to ;-)
Re: Utterly stunned....
Alright, fair enough, Andus, but it's still astonishing to me that anyone here can think they're first with any quip when the chances are good that er, they won't be.
The comments are done in batches because I HAVE OTHER ACTUAL WORK TO DO inbetween changing all of your virtual nappies, capiche?
Man, I feel fighty today.
"Man, I feel fighty today"
See you near the bread counter, then? No pyjamas, though...
> I feel fighty today
so how would we tell?
guess that next you'll pretending to be offended and stomp off to the pub
(as if eh?)
Whoa! Moderatrix didn't kill me! Result!
In appreciation, although it's -20 celcius outside, I'm gonna get the barman of this pub to crush some bottles, and sprinkle the shards on the ground on the path home.
Then, I'm gonna crawl 200 metres to the house on hands and knees, naked*, so I can feel true subserviance to 'She-Who-Rules'
I woz lucky! (Motorway tongue-washing? Cardboard box? Luxury!)
* Not a pretty sight. Mercifully, it's dark at present. Only way anyone'll see a 'full moon' tonight.
Re: > I feel fighty today
Why don't you come here and say that?
Re: > I feel fighty today
> Why don't you come here and say that?
wow, is that an offer of a beer?
Cleaner's busy today
He might have meant 'feisty'. Do you still want him to come over?
If she's feeling Feisty now, the rest of you will just have to wait in line. Could be a long wait...
I see what you did there
> Do you still want him to come over?
ooh-err, very clever
Isn't it funny that we are the only species that, thanks to the adherants of non existant dieties, who have made the jump from set to moralities and defilement - are declared to "be punishable" for breeding activities.
Paris - because she is good to spend a night in.
Must be the Tesco 'Value' Viagra!
Presumably they were aiming for the "oldest person to be listed on the sex offenders database" award?
Value vs Finest
Dose the 'Tesco Finest' range of Viagra also increase girth as-well as increasing stiffness?
Re: Whoa! Moderatrix didn't kill me! Result!
Please no! They are wrinkeled old pensioners for god's sake.
One foot in the grave, etc..
There could be some good from all of this
With any luck, some of the local yoofs were in the store and had the sight of geriatric genitalia gyrating sufficiently seared into their brains as to utterly drive drive out any urge to procreate ever again.
...I can hope, can't I?
has a silver surfer liner.......... thou are panty liners required at that age?????
Probably but to stop a different type of flow!
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