Silicone implants that generate 'leccy invented for US spooks
In news sure to delight topheavy Z-list celebrities everywhere, US boffins funded by shadowy federal agencies say they have developed a new kind of silicone implant which can generate electrical power from the movements of the bodily area in which it is placed. The new technology, developed at Princeton University in the States …
"the Princeton team specifies that the kit can also work in reverse"
You ain't trying that one on me ! My trousers drop for no boffin !!
.....welcome our new Tazer wielding Fembot overlords.
Never again will a man fail to respond when a girl rubs her jubblies against him...
Dirty mind? Me?
And don't ask what where I use that anorak...
So does this mean that 'double-O 7' is soon going to become 'double-D 7'? =;)
Fit it to the stock of a rifle and the recoil will power your ipod in downtown Helmand.
Wait what?
Well thats the world's energy crisis solved! :)
Dose this mean instead of bra size, breasts will be measured in the same way as batteries?
"Cor! Grab an eyeful of those double A sized'uns! Blimey, check out those stonking 9 volters!"
I see a highly profitable trade smuggling illegal "AAA"s and coin cells into Australia in the making.
Don't tell me it's Friday already!
Wow!, where did that week go to.
"..was memorably described as nothing more than "two bags of silicone" recently - she would presumably be able to jumpstart a truck merely by loosening her lingerie and doing a few brisk knee bends." .... The mind boggles.
Combine this tech with the Oz law requires small breasted woman to be enlarged ( http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/ ), and the world's engry problems are solved!!!
... where the Bionic Woman kept the power supply for her upgrades. (Strangely enough, I never conjectured about where Steve Austin kept his, though ...)
Well officer - it may look like we've "parked up", but my passenger and I are stranded and just trying to recharge my electric vehicle.
No really.
The new Viz superheroine - Tazer Tits
But where's the Playmobil illustration of a truck powered by silicone implants?????
Great excuse for a chat up line though "Excuse me, my batteries have run out, I wonder if you could help me ...?"
In Soviet Russia, boobs motorboat YOU!
Anyone...?
IGMC.
for a whole series of porn vids.
Excuse me, miss, but I noticed your laptop battery is running a bit low, may I lend you a hand or two...?
...or it never happened.
Why should we have to have those things implemented under our skin ? Couldn't they work just as well in, say, pads between our feet and our shoes ? Seems to me there's enough squeezing there to do some good in leccy generation.
Add pads in pant seats and you'll have all the beancounters running their computers without need of a plug. And they'll be exercising as well ! Medical and economical issues gone in one stroke of genius !
Send my check to my lawyer.
Methinks someone is, perhaps, missing the opportunity here?
As I read it, the body parts involved have to be capable of actually moving, in order to generate any power. If that's the case, then most existing examples wouldn't be able to generate enough power to keep their staple guns on stand-by.
... at a stroke! (or two, or three)
I look forward to having a hand in developing this product
"Are you sure you weren't tracked here Ahmed?"
"Of course not!"
"OK. Nice tits though."
We might have just found the perfect silent notification for SMS messages.
THWUD - BOING! You have mail!
..ah..ah..aaah..AAAAAH
No, no, just an SMS
:-)
All silliness and allusions to the reproductive act aside, this could be (if the power output (or mechanical motion) is good enough) a useful invention. I can think of loads of potential applications, if it can provide the power or motion required.
So where does one obtain a sample?
I would be highly entertained if this research resulted in a perpetual motion machine - maybe a bit of silicone hanging down, with wires to power an electric motor that just taps it once in a while to maintain the wobbling ;)
The left one is plastique, the right one's the power supply.
@ LinkOfHyrule --
"Dose this mean instead of bra size, breasts will be measured in the same way as batteries?"
I was thinking more on the lines of "Those things have gotta be 40 watts, at least!"
So you'd have to be careful *NOT^ to wrestle a thusly equipped terrorist to the ground (like they did with the Totally Pants bomber) lest you trigger the explosive.
"I was thinking more on the lines of "Those things have gotta be 40 watts, at least!" Hehe yes!
Oh and it will be easy to tell which breasts are Duracell - they have gold nipples!
...Oh, there are just so many, aren't there?
with this: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2009/11/03/silk_electronic_implants/
although those circuits would, in the case of certain individuals, require serious overvoltage protection.
Install this in every man and woman over the age of 18, buy several thousand stairmaster's and set up a rolling schedule for round the clock workouts.
I just solved the obesity *and* green energy problems in one fell (foul? :P) swoop!
Ok, ok, i'll get my coat :P
