Windows Pill?
If Gates decided to market some part-time drugs, would they make you see blue until you vomit, pass out and wake up in a skip two days later?
South African Police reveal Apple tablet photos
The South African Police Service has released photos of the Apple tablet, well ahead of the Steve Jobs press conference scheduled for this morning in San Francisco. According to a page on the SAPS website, the South African police have uncovered 11 different varieties of the tablet, spanning multiple colors and sizes. Apparently …
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Um...
You put this exact post on another story ... serial troller are you?
troll to the 10th degree
This same post IS ALL he posts. About 10 posts saying the same thing over and over.
it's only a matter of time, so...
...i'd have to say i'd prefer "dem apples" to anything Jobs is likely to chuck at his admiring hordes...
well, it's true....
Gates and tablets
No, he'd make them so that you became slow and bloated.
After you'd "installed" one, you'd need to have your "operating system" removed and reinstalled every 6 months.
Old Skool
I remember these from years ago. Apparently their the ones that Leah Betts was doing and thus their popularity increased ten-fold.
Not all that good as I recal - Mittzy Turbos were the ones to get :D
Irresponsible!!!
How irresponsible of you lot! You any idea how many fanbois will be disappointed to find this?!
Actually they will hanging Lord Jobs every word right now, and blogging it to their 3 fans!!!
Oh god
..reminds me of "Super Marios", which made things get very messy indeed (if enormous fun).
Fitting
Considering Jobs took so many drugs in early life he's probably still stoned.
"Reality distortion" brand
This is what they put in the mineral water at Apple press events
DRM
Does this mean your highs and hallucinations are DRM'ed?
Right form factor
At least these tablets will fit in your pocket.
Got any salmon?
Great!
Are these available on iTunes? They seem more versatile than the iPad :o)
An Apple a day
keeps the raver at bay.
Maybe thats why Mac users always seems so happy when we all know they are really just hurting themselves. ;-)
Red Or Blue Pill?
Do you wan to see how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Plea bargin anyone?
I wonder if Apple will sue the maker of the tabs (assuming they've been caught) over the use of their logo without permission, hmmmm!
@Moon
lol. Mittzy Turbos indeed. Speckled Mittzys used to make you see stuff.
Happy Hardcore.
Oh yea. ipad, apple yada yada
Ah, nostalgia
I never knew they were still making the Apple ][ and ]|[, doesn't really fit with their modern company image to hold on to old stuff. Maybe they've shucked off the manufacturing plant to some third world market so they can produce it locally, like what VW did with the Beetle and mk1 Golf.
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