Craptastic Implosive Failure System
So much fun running SMB, nevermind the fancy rebranding shuffle. It doesn't perform, never did, never will, and is so full of holes that exposing it to the wider internet ensures that installing a new windows box gets infected within 15 minutes on average, or well before it can download and install the requisite patches, nevermind the required rebooting a couple of times.
If that's all EMC can beat, then that isn't exactly worth a press release, unless they believe that any news at all must be good news.
