Oracle president Charles Phillips has admitted he had a "serious" eight-and-a-half-year relationship with the woman who appears beside him in billboards littering New York, San Francisco, and Atlanta. In a statement released by his PR agency, Phillips said his relationship with the woman, YaVaughnie Wilkins, has now ended. The …
No. Just no.
My thoughts exactly
Yet people are castigated for calling their child Pandora? At least that's a real name.
I see your FAIL and raise you a WTF?
Re: Re: YaVaughnie
I see your WTF and raise you an OMG!
Come on Reg!
Oh come on Reg? Really, does this have to be the online, IT tech news equivalent of the Daily Star? You are way above this sort of thing!
( YaVaughnie Wilkins? Come on, that's not a real name, not unless your a second-rate, Christian fundamentalist country and western singer! )
El Reg aims...
.. to be the Heat magazine of the tech world. Hence in addition to the usual focus on the beautiful and hideous, anything meriting a point & laugh usually gets published too.
or it didnt happen.
Playmobil recreation, or it didn't happen!
As for those calling this the revenge of a jilted woman, couldn't that be the revenge of a found-out gold digger?
Couldn't she forgive him ?
seriously who cares.
Hell hath etc
"[She] had them placed where family and friends lived to let people know this was a significant relationship - that she was not just a mistress."
And she cares why? I know I sure as hell don't. She had them placed in order to do the most harm, if any of it is to be believed that is. Thing is he's not exactly in the same ball park as Tiger Woods and I don't care about him either. Women eh, can't beat 'em, can't join 'em, can't even stop them taking out massive billboard ads.
Let me get this straight.
The guy is divourced from his wife AND is no longer in a relationship with the mistress.
Why is the mistress putting these posters up then?
Maybe she just likes wasting money? If so, she can send some to me!
someone has to ask.. i can't see the it angle, but surely someone can concoct one.
i was hoping to see more to this story than "someone had a shag" there's not even a funny part to it. poor effort all in all, sorry.
don't know who they are, and still wouldn't care if i did. less of this sort of unamusing tripe please.
Re: it angle?
Let me give you my considered response to that in terms you'll immediately understand.
How does one say "I love you, YaVaughnie" with a straight face?
Bill on a board
Put Bill on a billboard and you have something.
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