Lies and deceptions!
Every pirated piece of media is a lost sale! Consumers have enough money pay for ever piece of media they would like to view. Hell, they have enough to pay per view! You filthy internet pirate thief! You stand accused of filthy internet piracy, like some sort of pedophile! I demand that your internet connectivity be revoked immediately. How dare you take the crust of bread form the mouths of starving artists, and the starving children of all the starving support staff? You should be volunteering your money to big content without having to have the content in your grubby little mitts.
Trust big content…you’ll get your content, when the servers are back up. (Or at least you might when your internet connectivity is restored to access it, you filthy pedophile pirate thief.) They’d never leave you stranded requiring you repurchase content you already paid for…
Oh sorry. I'm a little bitter. Must have been something I drank.