Cider has been proven...
Perhaps she had been drinking heavily before her bedroom antics started?
Scientists have recently discovered a link between drinking certain types of alcohol and loud bedroom antics, although many people already claim to have known this for some time.
New research has shown that some types of alcohol have significantly more noise-producing properties than others, with cider being fingered ass the most potent of all.
Researchers were even more surprised to discover that some brands of cider have significantly more potent effects than others, with Tom Dickens Cider being singled out as the strongest noise-producing tipple discovered.
9 out of 10 women surveyed said they loved Tom Dickens Cider at least once a day, sometimes more often. Two women also reported that during cold weather, a nice hot Dickens Cider was a great way to warm up and let the stress of the day melt away.
Scientists are probing deeper into this new hole food drink, and Richard Head, the company spokesman said "Tom Dickens Cider is eager to penetrate this new market opening to get a head of the comepetition, and is delighted with this news."
Check the scientific papers below:
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