AC@2109
"for the zillions of my tax dollars this no doubt cost, they couldn't do better than a 4MP camera (more accurately 4x 1MP, which might be even worse)."
No doubt. Except your camera sensor works at 0.3-0.85microns, not the 3.4, 4.6, 12 and 22 microns this system is designed to see. They were built by Teledyne (who probably build by the 100s, or a couple of 1000 sensors a year). They can take about 8g and the odd soar flare or 2 and their packageing is designed to survive about -253c (-398F or thereabouts). NASA state WISE's last working predecessor sat (IAS) had 62 pixel sensors (presumably a scanning mirror to sweep the scene).
Those sensors will be susbstantally more expensive than the biggest SLR camera sensor.
And this wills tive give about a 60 fold improvement over what is already known.