Users of Android-based smartphones now have access to an app that provides a service unattainable from any of the 100,000-plus offerings in the iPhone App Store. Porn. MiKandi, a Seattle, Washington start-up, is offering its eponymous app not through Google's own Android Market, but from its own website, downloadable free when …
Googlephone users are wankers
...but at least Googlephone users don't have to ask Great Steve's permission to wank.
We innovate. You Masturbate."
Surely that's the *only* good thing ever to come out of a Strategy Boutique-esque meeting, full stop?
Best. Marketing. Evar.
Paris. Obviously. If I could include a thumbs up there, I would.
Want to bash one out?
"There's an app.... oh no, no sir, no we don't have an app for that"
Prudish Jesus Phone :)
Ummm - there is always Safari or, for those who are of a paranoid turn and don't want anyone to see what they've been browsing, browser apps like "Privately" (available from the app store) which discards cookies, history and cache when you close it.
..hands free makes sense.
The one with the box of tissues, thanks.
@'Googlephone users are wankers'
Hahah, nice one! But iPhoneys can't even do that! Best find a woman then, is there an app for that?
"...self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply"
I feel discriminated against :-(
Where's my lawyer? I intend to sue!
>> Googlephone users are wankers
So what of it? What are you trying to say?
Haven't you heard that classical song "The Internet is for Porn"? Youtube it sometime.
I love choice. If I don't like it, I don't buy it. Period. You sure can't get it on St. Stevie's little status symbol - And that irritates you iPhone users because you lot are bigger wankers than us Gphone users.
A title goes here.
So you missed the lesson on humour at school then?
Sounds like a job I'd like
"self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply"
A company free of wankers, making money from wankers. I'm in.
Nice one AC, you did a good job of pissing off the majority of anti Jobsians this side of becoming Microsoft employee status. Thumbs up to you!
Let the flame war COMMENCE....
iPhone vs Android
Realistically people, someone's choice of mobile phone does make them into any 'sort' of person. I really don't understand this Windows vs Mac vs Linux and iPhone vs Googlephone vs whatever stuff. Or the classic Xbox360 vs PS3.
I have PC's at home.. (running Windows and Linux). I also have a Mac.. I have a Nokia 5800 and an iPhone.. I have an Xbox360 and a PS3 (and a Wii). I buy things based on their merits, not on what they 'say' about me as an individual.
Everything has it's Pro's and Con's. It's really narrow minded to label a person for choosing one piece of technology over another.
Let's all get along :-)
in the narrowmindedness of the t'interwebs
you are labelled as such
"a smug b*stard"
Back on topic.
not a bad commercial application, if you are able to purchase the latest in orifice expanding or pleasure enhancing devices from the comfort of a coffee shop, or back of the cab (without having to whip the old fella - notebook - out).
interesting...now what was the url again.......
Xbox360 vs PS3?
There is no Xbox360 vs PS3... is WII vs the other poor bastards... lol
Re: Porn app targets your Android
No dice, Stu. I am not going to preside over any ridiculous internet fights today.
Everyone consider taking a deep breath and letting it go instead. Remember all the people you disagree with are idiots and they are only showing themselves up - you would lower yourself by arguing with them.
Go on. Step away from the scrap. Just try it once. It feels great.
If I took a deep breath and let it go there'd have been no point buying that app for my android phone in the first place.
Might have to add that to our job ads
"Due to the adult environment of our work place, self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply."
**Coughs** Thumb Up
Yes, I went straight on and downloaded it.
Only two apps on there so far, I shall **ahem** report back later
"There's an app.... oh no, no sir, no we don't have an app for that..."
...oh, yes we do! It's called "Safari". Did you not bother reading the article?
"I really don't understand this Windows vs Mac vs Linux and iPhone vs Googlephone vs whatever stuff."
I don't really understand the point of football or cricket, but I don't expect tribalism to just disappear overnight. Humans like to "belong".
"We innovate. You Masturbate."
Truth in advertising!
// Flammable because, welllll .....
Last I heard Apple was still reviewing iWank for the iPhone but they are held up because Steve doesn't want to let go of his review copy.
@ Sean Tara Palmer Tomkinson
You take me too seriously.
Of course the gphone also has a browser.... but you wouldn't really count that as a specific app.
And of course I read the article :)
nothing to see here
literally, there are "sexy model pics" apps on the proper market that have more flesh than this has so far offered up :/
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