Back to the articleGooglephone users are wankers #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 08:06 GMT
proven
Porn app targets your Android
@AC 08:06 # ↑
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 10:21 GMT
...but at least Googlephone users don't have to ask Great Steve's permission to wank.
We innovate. You Masturbate." #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 10:03 GMT
Surely that's the *only* good thing ever to come out of a Strategy Boutique-esque meeting, full stop?
Best. Marketing. Evar.
Steven R
Paris. Obviously. If I could include a thumbs up there, I would.
Want to bash one out? #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 10:05 GMT
"There's an app.... oh no, no sir, no we don't have an app for that"
Prudish Jesus Phone :)
@Daniel Owen # ↑
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 21:17 GMT
Ummm - there is always Safari or, for those who are of a paranoid turn and don't want anyone to see what they've been browsing, browser apps like "Privately" (available from the app store) which discards cookies, history and cache when you close it.
And finally... #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 10:05 GMT
..hands free makes sense.
The one with the box of tissues, thanks.
@'Googlephone users are wankers' #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 10:05 GMT
Hahah, nice one! But iPhoneys can't even do that! Best find a woman then, is there an app for that?
Discrimination #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 10:07 GMT
"...self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply"
I feel discriminated against :-(
Where's my lawyer? I intend to sue!
@AC 08h06 #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 11:03 GMT
>> Googlephone users are wankers
So what of it? What are you trying to say?
Haven't you heard that classical song "The Internet is for Porn"? Youtube it sometime.
I love choice. If I don't like it, I don't buy it. Period. You sure can't get it on St. Stevie's little status symbol - And that irritates you iPhone users because you lot are bigger wankers than us Gphone users.
A title goes here. # ↑
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 11:40 GMT
So you missed the lesson on humour at school then?
Sounds like a job I'd like #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 11:40 GMT
"self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply"
A company free of wankers, making money from wankers. I'm in.
@AC 08:06 #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 11:40 GMT
Nice one AC, you did a good job of pissing off the majority of anti Jobsians this side of becoming Microsoft employee status. Thumbs up to you!
Let the flame war COMMENCE....
iPhone vs Android #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 11:42 GMT
Realistically people, someone's choice of mobile phone does make them into any 'sort' of person. I really don't understand this Windows vs Mac vs Linux and iPhone vs Googlephone vs whatever stuff. Or the classic Xbox360 vs PS3.
I have PC's at home.. (running Windows and Linux). I also have a Mac.. I have a Nokia 5800 and an iPhone.. I have an Xbox360 and a PS3 (and a Wii). I buy things based on their merits, not on what they 'say' about me as an individual.
Everything has it's Pro's and Con's. It's really narrow minded to label a person for choosing one piece of technology over another.
Let's all get along :-)
in the narrowmindedness of the t'interwebs # ↑
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 13:14 GMT
you are labelled as such
"a smug b*stard"
Back on topic.
not a bad commercial application, if you are able to purchase the latest in orifice expanding or pleasure enhancing devices from the comfort of a coffee shop, or back of the cab (without having to whip the old fella - notebook - out).
interesting...now what was the url again.......
Xbox360 vs PS3? # ↑
Posted Thursday 3rd December 2009 21:14 GMT
There is no Xbox360 vs PS3... is WII vs the other poor bastards... lol
Re: Porn app targets your Android #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 11:42 GMT
No dice, Stu. I am not going to preside over any ridiculous internet fights today.
Everyone consider taking a deep breath and letting it go instead. Remember all the people you disagree with are idiots and they are only showing themselves up - you would lower yourself by arguing with them.
Go on. Step away from the scrap. Just try it once. It feels great.
Never # ↑
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 13:53 GMT
If I took a deep breath and let it go there'd have been no point buying that app for my android phone in the first place.
Might have to add that to our job ads #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 12:20 GMT
"Due to the adult environment of our work place, self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply."
Also.. #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 12:39 GMT
Yes, I went straight on and downloaded it.
Only two apps on there so far, I shall **ahem** report back later
@Daniel Owen #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 12:39 GMT
"There's an app.... oh no, no sir, no we don't have an app for that..."
...oh, yes we do! It's called "Safari". Did you not bother reading the article?
@jvincuk:
"I really don't understand this Windows vs Mac vs Linux and iPhone vs Googlephone vs whatever stuff."
I don't really understand the point of football or cricket, but I don't expect tribalism to just disappear overnight. Humans like to "belong".
"We innovate. You Masturbate." #
Posted Tuesday 1st December 2009 22:03 GMT
Truth in advertising!
// Flammable because, welllll .....
iWank #
Posted Wednesday 2nd December 2009 00:06 GMT
Last I heard Apple was still reviewing iWank for the iPhone but they are held up because Steve doesn't want to let go of his review copy.
@ Sean Tara Palmer Tomkinson #
Posted Wednesday 2nd December 2009 10:04 GMT
You take me too seriously.
Of course the gphone also has a browser.... but you wouldn't really count that as a specific app.
And of course I read the article :)
nothing to see here #
Posted Friday 4th December 2009 13:49 GMT
literally, there are "sexy model pics" apps on the proper market that have more flesh than this has so far offered up :/
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