A Green Party politician has declared that part of being Swedish is the opportunity to swing both ways during the course of a single day in the interests of free speech. Sofia Bothorp delivered that could well be the Swedish tourist board's new slogan during a local council debate on Swedishness. According to The Local, Bothorp …
I'm on the first flight over there.
Mine's the one with nothing in the pockets as Airport security have just searched it.
Get a 5 quid Ryanair special from Stanstead, Edinburgh or Prestwick to Skavsta or Västerås, and you'll have plenty of lolly left over for debauchery!
I came here for a weekend 20 years ago and still can't bring myself to leave.
Over here in good old Blighty, various politicos have blathered on about citizenship tests to ensure that immigrants embrace "Britishness". After this article, I can't help wondering just what's involved for immigrants in embracing "Swedishness". Do you have to actively participate in both, or be interested in watching, or it enough simply not to mind that people do both?
If taking part is important
Whats the Swedish for "Mouthwash" ?
>part of being Swedish is being able to “lick pussy in the morning and suck cock in the evening if you want to”
But I don't! I want to be Swedish and suck cock in the morning and lick pussy in the evening
...surely a first in an el Reg story...
"does not look kindly on showing pussy licking or cock sucking "
Marvellous. Don't tip-toe around the issue will you now! ;)
Playmobil! Playmobil! Playmobil!
May I be the first to say - Playmobillustrations please!
And we need a Playmobil icon now.
Compare and contrast
Sucking cock/eating pussy?
I think we know what sort of country Mandelson wants.
Aaaaaaaanyway, having lived in Sweden I can confirm it is wonderful.
Perhaps these are her favorite activities?
Taking coat, heading to sweden to see..
A 4-letter word ending with the letter 'K", and that means intercourse:
These be Fortran Times
The name of the rose... is Sofia BOTHorp. Life imitates a nostalgic British view of the Swedish.
Meanwhile the IT story of the year, one HARRY_README.txt would seem to be giving Reg's forensic analysts indigestion. Is Reg finally turning into a weapon of mass distraction?
Do Swedes have bad breath, or are they avid consumers of listerine?
And over here, our politicians are saying
"Kiss my arse".
Deleted by moderator?
How far beyond the pale did someone have to go in this oral sex bonanza to get their post deleted? Were they Swedish? Enquiring minds want to know!
Paris, because while you might not find Paris in Sweden, there's plenty of Swedes to be found in Paris...
My wife would like to comment
...that the jokes about God and Allah were not simply jokes about God and Allah, but rather about Allah's small penis and Our Lord's impotence.
Those wacky Swedes (my wife hails from the same town as the lady in question, though she has sadly never shown aforementioned tendencies...)
AC because, well, you know...
Understanding Going Down
"Free speech comes naturally here"
But surely you can't speak freely if your mouth.......................er...have I understood this properly?
...we're really better off not knowing when a post has been deleted by a moderator. All the notice does is let us know we're missing something. Why tease?
In all likelihood
I'd say the deleted post was probably rude about swedes rather than being about anti-gravity cunnilingus (my personal specialty incidentally) or something else equally harmless.
I read this article three times - but I still couldn't find anything about Swedish 30-year-olds fancying middle-aged men with beer guts and grey hair.
Ah well, looks like a Saga tour again.
I was going to France, where the delicate fragance of un shaved armpit fluff just drives a real man wild...
But no, Ive cancelled everything and booked a ticket to where ever it is in Sweden
Isnt it just so wonderful when women speak their mind?
A bad remainder
I think that behind this story is the shocking reaction to some stupid and silly cartoons about Mohamed published in Denmark, in some parts of the world.
Quite frankly, we have the right, and the ability, to make jokes about gods, the king, the queen, politicos, our selves and who not.
It was a remainder, a bad one, that while we think we have the wish to learn and accept people with different backgrounds, religions and gods,. it is a one way reality.
So if you are unable to question your self and your gods never enter Scandinavia or Europe for that matter.
And If you are afraid that your children will change and question things in a different way than you do, you have a double reason for staying away.
Sweden? Yeah, right.
Well, I've been watching the Wallander series (in Swedish) and there ain't nothing alluring about the Swedes in Ystad.
The programmes are fine, but you do feel the need to have a shower afterwards.
A tit[le] must be supplied
“lick pussy in the morning and suck cock in the evening if you want to”
Nothing for lunch? how about something hot inside you? etc. etc.
In other news, God OR Allah? there was I thinking that Allah was arabic for God.... (and was used in the old testament as such)
"I said it in the heat of the moment and it just slipped out"
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