I call bullshit.
@Displacement Activity
I was going to give you a reasoned critique of all the errors in your post... but I just cant be arsed as you are so obviously full of it.
I call bullshit.
But I cant help myself answering a few that are real howlers :P
>5) When I've worked with customers who run Windows, no-one has ever stopped me from installing software without an admin password (although, if necessary, IT will just give me the admin password anyway). It would be crazy to stop trusted users installing software - IT would spend their whole lives running around installing things, and no-one would ever get anything done.
LOL you obviously haven't worked for many large enterprises as they spend a lot of time and money locking down the user desktop so that the users gets what they are given and installing stuff yourself is a sacking offence.
Also they spend a bit on scanning for unapproved apps as well - so if you are a smug user who is sitting there thinking "I renamed it and put it elsewhere" - yeah we know and your manager & HR will be getting a report rsn.
>IT would spend their whole lives running around installing things, and no-one would ever get anything done.
LOL that is the absolute limit - laughed and laughed at that one.
They buy a Electronic Software Deployment program to do do this remotely you nugget.
>6) On Windows, I can do transparent updates on, for example, Firefox. I don't think I can do this on Linux at all (or possibly I can if I run Firefox as root, but I'm certainly not going to do that).
Well this is because the distro will look after this for you.
>This is just plain dumb, and means that I always run an old Firefox on Linux; it's just too difficult to upgrade. Surely this is a *major* security vulnerability?
No as they will push out a security update once they have checked it wont break things.
>I already have an implied contract with Mozilla; I trust them to send me non-malicious code. Unfortunately, some anal retard in the Linux world has decided that I'm not smart enough to undertake this contract, and that I need to be protected for my own good.
Yes lets take them in order:
>not smart enough
Check
>need to be protected for my own good.
Check
You have just proved all that from your comment. It could be that this is not _totally _ your own fault, as "Linux is not Windows" (TM) and it does take a little time to see the benefits.
Your distro has, very kindly, agreed to take this burden off you. That is unlike windows your distro will update Firefox for you, they will even test as well, add it to the repositories and digitally sign it so you know it is safe.
If you did want to update manually it is very easy - loads of guides out there.
If you don't know how and haven't bothered to learn - then you are the last person who should be doing it.
you should change your name to Cowboy_Dev as it would save us all some time... or not as you were very entertaining :)