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Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker

Diplomatic relations between Ireland and France have crumbled ahead of the two nation's World Cup qualifying playoff, according to alleged letters between the two nations allegedly leaked to an alleged Irish soccer blog. Irish Soccer Insider tells the world there's now a "full-blown diplomatic row brewing" after the French …

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Happy

Ha ha ha!

I hope this is true; I've never actually laughed out loud at a Reg story before!

Happy

ROFLMAO

True or False, well done El Reg!

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Fake

It's funny, but it's fake... the address is "Rue des Blaguer" which translates as "Joke Street" (no it's not a real street). Also I doubt there's really a French embassy in Paris, seems redundant...

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Fake

Looks fake... "Rue des Blaguer" translates as "Joke Street". Also not sure why there'd be a French consulate in Paris, seems redundant...

Happy

Well spotted Mark A

But bloomin' funny anyways!

IT Angle

Massively huge box

joke most probably but still,

Sarko needs one tiny box for his body & soul and a massive one adjacent to it for his massively over inflated ego.

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royalist header, completely faked address

The en-tête displays a lys flower which was used by French kings, hardly a republican symbol.

The address of the "Consulat général de France" is an obvious fake.

2-24 rue des blaguers 74139 Paris france

No rue des blagers in Paris, the zipcode 74139 denotes a place not in Paris but in Haute-Savoie, an unlikely place for a consulat général. Finally the correct spelling is "blagueur", meaning someone who pulls practical jokes.

The only thing true is that our president is a midget; a fidgeting midget, I would say.

srsly

You guys should have known better than to just post an Internet joke. :/

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Paris Hilton

n/t

<-- A first I understood this kind of "VIP box."

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Happy

Irish contraception

Reminds me of the Irish lady who had a short husband and no kids;

In confession the priest asked if she used contraception;

'oh no father, I make him stand on a box and just when he goes red in the face I kick the box away.'

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Too funny

Thanks so much for publishing this. Fabulous. C'mon the Irish.

@ Mark A

I came here to say almost exactly what you did!

Happy

Heee!

Joke or not, I still love this story :D

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oops

ireland just lost 1-0.

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Troll

'tis a good job ....

... that the French President is given all the respect he deserves.

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Very Clever

The article reminds me why I read El Reg every day...for the spirit and ingenuity. Bootnote to other readers "If these clever people got real jobs then we might be out of ours". Pity the author of the article must now mange le corbeau.

Fake but funny

Naturally funny - doubly so considering that French actually won the game.

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aw... :(

Regretfully, I was not surprised with the outcome of the match... Ah well, better luck next time lads...

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