What?
WTF is this about? Why all this 'research'?
I mean, yeah, a trip down to any international airport will reveal legions of would be murderers with laptops packing 'anti-pacemaker' software, won't it? I mean, they're everywhere, aren't they, the murderous bastards. You can usually spot them, since they have a 12 foot antenna poking out of their rucksack.
Why, I was only walking to the shop the other day to get some varruca powder, when a backwards cap wearing gap toothed yoof jumped out from from behind a lamp post.
I tell you. He was fuckin' packin' serious heat man. He had an iPhone fully deathed-up with "I pwn u bitch (V1.1)". That wasn't the bad part though. He also had 'UR ASS IZ GRASS V2.0" - fully service packed.
I nearly shit myself.
Then I remembered - I don't have a pacemaker. So I told him to fuck off.
His face. The poor lad.