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Isn’t it annoying when senior management simply has to have access to every door, room, system and application in the enterprise - even if they have no idea what to do with the access once they get it. Like our new IT Director (after the previous Director tragically stepped over the protective railings and into the path of the …

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AND THE GAME OF OFFICE CHESS BEGINS!

Spat my sandwich over the screen!

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Classic

The BOFH back to his machiavellian best

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First? Doubt it somehow...

AWESOME BOFH. I need to get involved in the next reconstruction at this university... mwaha... mahahaaaa.. MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

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"new office footpath"

Excellent. Have a be-be-be-beer.

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Great!

I love BOFH boobytraps!

I miss the stories about the secret room behind Mission Control.

Thanks for a great Friday!

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like the quote

"going against a Sicilian when death is on the line" - isn't that from the Princess Bride? not showing a secret soft side are we?

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Yay!!

That was genuinely funny!!!

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I need a title too?

Bonus marks for The Princess Bride reference....

Now where's my spare access card. I've got some explosive bolts to set up...

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I think.....

that the PFY is nearing the end of his days....

Nice one Simon.

Have a beer.

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@ like the quote

Soft side .... Inconcievable!

Incredibly geeky side hell yes!

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Rodents of Unusual Size

And of course, the other (slightly less known saying) - Don't get involved in a land war in Asia.

</saddo>

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*Looks up*

*Moves desk*

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@ Sir Runcible Spoon

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

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High class performance

It's great to see the BOFH back to his highest standard. This deserves to be a classic.

"And the game of office chess begins." Fantastic!

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Nice..

Top stuff Simon!

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Very nicely done

And here's your reward.

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I think I'm safe

Our office is a single story converted barn so nothing could possibly ha<crash>

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Exit Strategy

Hmm nasty a secondary card system embedded quite literally in the building now that is sneak, underhanded totally BOFH... good one, back to his sneaky best and I do think the PFY's days may be numbered unless he can find the master controller and reprogram the whole system... Now that would be a good game of chess.

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CLASSIC!!!

S.T. at his best.

a grenade, well, it's not really a grenade, its a paperweight.

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@Andrew 6

"Soft side .... Inconcievable!"

Andrew, you beat me to it. :)

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nyaaaahaahaaahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and is it only exit signs? possibly a field meter might be a wise investment for the pfy....

used to use an old am/fm pocket radio to trace wiring years back as a tech before drilling walls to place new cabling.... : ]

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yay

BOFH++

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@sir runcible spoon

Actually, I think you'll find that not getting involved in a land war in asia is slightly *more* well known than not going against a sicilian...when DEATH is on the line!

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