New on Facebook!!
"Pancakes"! Click here to allow "Pancakes" access to your profile! Once enabled, "Pancakes" will update your status hourly with banal, yet intriguing, messages. You don't have to lift a finger! You don't even need to be online!
- "Where's my pancakes?"
- "I was watching that!"
- "ZOMG!!! I never wanted a cat before."
- "It must have been something I ate."
- "I was looking for that for ages, and it was in my coat pocket all the time."
- "You make my coffee taste funny"
- "Last time I did that I was sore for a week."
- "No really, who took my pancakes?"
- "Officer Jones has my car now"
Click here to spam this to all your facebook friends.