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'this video has been removed by the user'

When money talks...

... nobody criticises its accent!!

I wonder how many "appalled, offended and disgusted" offenders to her attire will try and lunch free on the fact they 'know' the latest Playboy star.

Anyhoo - how about El Reg running a set of pictures after the shoot (for journalistic purposes only, of course)?

Paris, 'cos, well, duh!

When we will hear feminists...

...rightfully outraged by this shameless exploitation of women?

And of course

We trust that El Reg will keep us in touch with any developments. NB: Playmobil no countee.

Got my hopes up too early...

Video Removed by User. There go my chances of some potential upskirt action.

Paris, well, because I never have a problem finding HER videos.

Kudos to AC @19:28 on the last article

As he clearly states;

" I bet she will get a contract to pose for Playboy (hope they have enough Photoshop licenses) and appear in different shows, all for money."

Kudos mate!

And yes, please keep us posted on this el reg!

Mission Accomplished

Next non-IT totty related story please

Paris wouldn't be caught in *anything* longer than a Mini skirt

"Pretty and Famous"?

So, have they made the same offer to the GooGirl?

On the other hand

You only have to be famous and in Playboy to get your photos spread all over the internet. She should perhaps give some thought to the likelihood of remaining unemployed in that case...

Only in the Register...

Can you find this king of probing examination of women struggling....wait, that's coming out wrong isn't it??

Big brother, because he won't be the only one watching and Paris has been done to exhaustion already.....wait, that came out wrong too, didn't it??

On the plus side

Donald Trump is producing a reality dating show starring Amorusa (yes really), so at least there's still some decency and taste left in the world..