back to article Astronaut love-dustup mace space ace Nowak cops plea

Former astronaut Lisa Nowak - world-famous for gassing a rival over the extramarital affections of a space shuttle pilot - pled guilty yesterday to reduced charges, in a bargain with prosecutors that will see her avoid any further jail time. Nowak, a US Navy aviator and NASA mission-specialist, was accused of confronting air …

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Move along

"nappy-, knife- and hammer-toting, trenchcoated, bewigged astronaut mother of three setting about a younger rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot with non-lethal riot agents"

Nothing to see here.

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Nappies

If I had left a used nappy in my car for eighteen months, I think I would rather say that I had used it myself, that day, than admit to having such a low standard of hygiene.

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Used nappies....

.... 18 months.... Seriously?!

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obligatory joke

sooo... he had a woman in every spaceport?

I'm leaving, I'm leaving...

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@The First Dave

"If I had left a used nappy in my car for eighteen months, I think I would rather say that I had used it myself, that day, than admit to having such a low standard of hygiene."

Or, worn a full space suit or risked passing out in the car. God only know what it would have reeked like afterwards. 1 hour old is bad enough.

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What about Oefelein

Forget the enraged pepper-sprayer, I want to know what happened to Oefelein once all this hit the fan.

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What about Oefelein?

He got his own wiki page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Oefelein

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Best paragraph ever.

"nappy-, knife- and hammer-toting, trenchcoated, bewigged astronaut mother of three setting about a younger rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot with non-lethal riot agents"

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