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If your weekend plans include a frisky horizontal mambo, you might want to first tape your ID card to the bedstead. After a rousing ride on the baloney pony, you may need a bit of help rediscovering who you are - as was the case for one American woman. As reported by the Telegraph, a woman identified only as Alice - no last …

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Coat

(Which is good news for short-nosed fruit bats.)

I'm guessing that 59-year-old fruit bats can probably deal with forgetting who the president is, anyway.

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Dead Vulture

shocked

The " baloney pony," really,..what if your mother saw that!

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Anonymous Coward

A glitch? Or a remote wipe from Alpha?

"Did I fall alseep?" is not something a partner ever wants to hear during sex!

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Happy

So it's true!

Women do have a reset button!

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Paris Hilton

Smokey

Alice........Alice??........Who F*#@ is Alice?

(All credit to Roy 'Chubby' Brown)

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Anonymous Coward

Who's Alice?

Surely the person with the Restaurant?

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Paris Hilton

Concussion, perhaps?

Any chance her head got banged on the headboard during all that vigorousness?

That's not really Ms. Hilton, just a sexually active woman wondering where her memory went. : - )

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Go

Cool.. I think.. maybe..

When I first heard about this I was delighted to find it's actually quite a common condition..

Unfortunately I then found that it isn't relevant to a poor decision making process enabled by long hours at the pub ending with the involvement of a plump young lass featuring an overly familiar association with the proverbial ugly stick.

On the bright side, stunningly awesome news for the crap in bed..

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WTF?

It was so memorable...

that she lost her memory...

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Flame

Sorry, old chap...

...but we don't boink over here in Blighty.

Scares the children, don't you know.

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Coffee/keyboard

@ gollux

good show

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Anonymous Coward

title

So thats how alice got to wonderland!

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Isn't that called "sex head"?

Just mentioned this to my g/f who muttered - you get that everytime usually forgetting other important things like cuddling before falling asleep or forgetting it's your turn to get out of bed and make the tea.

Usually lasts a few hours...

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Anonymous Coward

But it's scary...

TGA isn't a laughing matter - my brother in law suffered from this just before Christmas last year, and it's not funny being asked what day it is 15 times in 30 minutes...

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@ Thecowking

Best comment ever :)

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So, you really can ...

I have used the phrase "screwing your brains out" to lightly. It appears that one can actually do it.

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