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Boinkfest clicks 'Delete' on woman's memory

If your weekend plans include a frisky horizontal mambo, you might want to first tape your ID card to the bedstead. After a rousing ride on the baloney pony, you may need a bit of help rediscovering who you are - as was the case for one American woman. As reported by the Telegraph, a woman identified only as Alice - no last …

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(Which is good news for short-nosed fruit bats.)

I'm guessing that 59-year-old fruit bats can probably deal with forgetting who the president is, anyway.

Dead Vulture

shocked

The " baloney pony," really,..what if your mother saw that!

Anonymous Coward

A glitch? Or a remote wipe from Alpha?

"Did I fall alseep?" is not something a partner ever wants to hear during sex!

Happy

So it's true!

Women do have a reset button!

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Paris Hilton

Smokey

Alice........Alice??........Who F*#@ is Alice?

(All credit to Roy 'Chubby' Brown)

Anonymous Coward

Who's Alice?

Surely the person with the Restaurant?

Paris Hilton

Concussion, perhaps?

Any chance her head got banged on the headboard during all that vigorousness?

That's not really Ms. Hilton, just a sexually active woman wondering where her memory went. : - )

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Cool.. I think.. maybe..

When I first heard about this I was delighted to find it's actually quite a common condition..

Unfortunately I then found that it isn't relevant to a poor decision making process enabled by long hours at the pub ending with the involvement of a plump young lass featuring an overly familiar association with the proverbial ugly stick.

On the bright side, stunningly awesome news for the crap in bed..

WTF?

It was so memorable...

that she lost her memory...

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Sorry, old chap...

...but we don't boink over here in Blighty.

Scares the children, don't you know.

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@ gollux

good show

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So thats how alice got to wonderland!

Isn't that called "sex head"?

Just mentioned this to my g/f who muttered - you get that everytime usually forgetting other important things like cuddling before falling asleep or forgetting it's your turn to get out of bed and make the tea.

Usually lasts a few hours...

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But it's scary...

TGA isn't a laughing matter - my brother in law suffered from this just before Christmas last year, and it's not funny being asked what day it is 15 times in 30 minutes...

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@ Thecowking

Best comment ever :)

So, you really can ...

I have used the phrase "screwing your brains out" to lightly. It appears that one can actually do it.

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