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A Florida flasher who allegedly exposed himself to two women explained to cops that his state of undress was due to an "explosive diarrhoea" incident. Collier County deputies responded to a call on Monday that painter Todd Napodano, 42, stood up inside his white Chevrolet box-truck van in a Naples parking lot and "shook his hips …

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Coat

hur hur

what a shitty situation

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Paris Hilton

bummer

Paris because... Oh, wait, wrong bodily function. Sorry....

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Crappy excuse

gets the bum's rush

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Coat

long time reader, first time punner

What a bum wrap.

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Why are turds tapered?

So your arse cheeks don't slam shut

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Kenny

Didn't Kenny in South Park use this excuse?

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Anonymous Coward

Some word pairs that just don't sit well.

explosive...diarrhoea

informative...Sun

Britain...hospitality

exciting...Blackpool

Lilly...Allen

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Badgers

Painter?

Was it a spray job?

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Headmaster

what's the IT angle?

I have been scratching my head at this one...

Really, does a "flasher" qualify because of some semantic resemblance to Adobe's Flash?

I guess that's what happens when the author has had too many beers - the brains go down a sink along with the unborn baby and everything else.

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