Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence
A Florida flasher who allegedly exposed himself to two women explained to cops that his state of undress was due to an "explosive diarrhoea" incident. Collier County deputies responded to a call on Monday that painter Todd Napodano, 42, stood up inside his white Chevrolet box-truck van in a Naples parking lot and "shook his hips …
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bummer
Paris because... Oh, wait, wrong bodily function. Sorry....
Why are turds tapered?
So your arse cheeks don't slam shut
Some word pairs that just don't sit well.
explosive...diarrhoea
informative...Sun
Britain...hospitality
exciting...Blackpool
Lilly...Allen
what's the IT angle?
I have been scratching my head at this one...
Really, does a "flasher" qualify because of some semantic resemblance to Adobe's Flash?
I guess that's what happens when the author has had too many beers - the brains go down a sink along with the unborn baby and everything else.
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