UK popstress Lily Allen will tweet no more after turning her back on Twitter and Facebook and ditching her PC, MacBook and BlackBerry, according to shocked UK news outlets. The chanteuse's last posting to Twitter was on 28 September, when she declared: "I am a neo-luddite, goodbye." Since then, she's reportedly offloaded all …
So we don't have to listen to the boring drivel that comes out of her speaking orifice .
...and all at once...
...the world is a slightly better place.
Is the talentless bint getting binned too?
I hope it means less publicity for her.
Now if she just stops making comments to TV stations, news papers and celeb mags i will be the happiest person alive.
Welcome mat because there's a party at my house and everyone that doesn't like Lilly Allen is invited!
I know most of you lot wouldn't...
... but I still would.
Did anyone else notice the tumbleweed?
F*** her, the world moves on.
So that backfired on him then
He should have just dumped her, give her something to twitter about.
LOL she wants to blame the boyfriend for her absence from the web rather than take responsability for her blabbing about her earlyer piracy practices and holding her hands up.
she couldnt be bothered to even actually research the different copywrite points of view or hold a reasoned argument against her new found yet faulty PR copywrite evandalism...
"Yesterday it was revealed that, despite her calls for tougher anti-piracy legislation, Lily Allen herself created illicit mixtapes full of copyrighted music ..."
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One down, a few million more to go!
Good for Lilly
I have no choice, my job requires me to have much of this, but I've found Twitter, Qetchup and other social networking sites to be a venue for huge amounts of noise that it's impossible to service.
Besides that none of them are substitutes for real life. Want to talk to a friend, go down the pub and buy them a drink, it's much more satisfying.
Great, she has a new boyfriend. Since most of her tracks seem to be about how bad her boyfriends are, I can't wait for her next single playing all over the radio in her iconic tuneless dirge.
I'm still waiting for the mothership to return and take the whole Allen clan back to their home planet.
Good for her!
You see these sad fucks everywhere, glued to their mobiles as they walk along the street, standing in a queue, fiddling with their phones. Trying talking to the people around you. Get a life. Twitter? sad moronic idiots following the regular outpourings of another moron. I swear that in years to come they will look back and wonder at it, just as we do with people who took radium for health benefits.
Has she got something to do with Paul Allen?
Funny, I didn't even know she existed. Perhaps you didn't 'have' to listen after all? Hmm...
On a more abstract note, dropping twitter seems reasonable, but tossing the PC and cell along with it seems a bit extreme. I'm guessing that as a 'pop songstress' she's going to find those items were quite useful to her career... though if you're a really big deal I suppose you could have your agent deal with all the BS and only need one point of communication.
Listen really closely, Lily.....
... and you'll hear the sound of one and a half million people not caring!
the neo-conspiracy-theorist (or neo-cynicist) in me thinks the insiduos PR tentancles that tried using her, a yoof, to voice their disgust on p2p to the yoof realised the futility of Lilly Allen's meek ghetto-knightsbridge voice
All I can say is...
Re : Mark
I haven't had to endure it ever... the only thing I've read of hers recently is the stuff on piracy, and that was because I chose to find out what she was saying.
I thought twitter felt better today.
Nice news snippet to get us all talking about her.
So she's not gonna be contactable when she's out. Or able to contact anyone. A pop star. Yeah, right...
Lilly Allen shut the fuck up.. and nothing of value was lost.
One can only imagine...
... his next words after she chose him were "oh.... crap!!"
I need a title why?
To pollute a quote:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in joy and pleasure as she was suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened.
There really is a Santa!
It seems so unlikely in this day and age
Now how do we get the rest of the celbutards off the interweb?
I've never used either, should that get such publicity? Maybe it should, cause my dad once met Tony Iommi. Only slightly more tenuous than here claim to 'fame'....
No more mixtapes?
Damn, does that mean she won't be posting any more mixtapes for us? I did so enjoy her forays into illegal file sharing.
hasnt gone far enough
hopefully the no-talent bimbo will cry off microphones and cameras too, and we wont have to see or hear her ever again.
Now she will have the time to learn to fucking sing
more bandwidth left for those that know how to use it.
otherside of the coin tho, mates wife was at a birthday party, and spent the entire time sat in the corner facebooking and twittering on her laptop - about how much fun she was having at this party.
ergh. social notworking. fail.
Lily Allen no longer on Twitter? I am distraught!
*disengage sarcasm mode.
letters and digits
She is quite fit tho...
Got there before me. Personnaly i think if NuLabour are going to force though laws without reviews or any sort of common sense then Twitter should be banned by law (no i don't want to know that you just made a cup of tea).
Saying that the day they switch the Orwellian inspired interweb watching machines on every single person that has a interweb connected PC should sign up to twit and just leave a book on the keyboard, should give the whole system a power test trying to record serveal million twats(?)/twits(?) (delete as appropriate) a second.
Someone remind me...
What's the point of having a mobile phone that never leaves your house?
Blatant insipid publicity stunt.
I can't stand a great swathe of modern comedy but Katy Brand's send-up of Lily Allen is spot on.
"I am a neo-luddite. Goodbye."
"Good for you. Fuck off."
Shakespeare was ahead of his time
"For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds;
Lilies that fester, smell far worse than weeds."
God you're all boring.
I think she's funny. At least she doesn't just comply like most artists out there, and she has her own opinions on matters and people.
Re: Oh FFS
You may not like Lily Allen, but Katy Brand is absolutely awful. She has never, ever been funny for an instant.
Re: Re: Oh FFS
She would however kick your head in, I think
..or not? How hard are you Sarah?
Re: God you're all boring.
To quote Katy Brand (I think)
"Good for you. Fuck off."
Poll: What is your reaction to this 'news"?
1) Man, I don't care!!!
2) If she succeeds, so what?
3) It takes light a year to get from this news to my giving a d@mn.
4) Wild horses on their bended knees couldn't make me interested in her or this.
5) Couldn't she at least take out other media wh0res with her in collateral damage?
Twittering has always been a fad
A fad that people are getting bored of these days.
Please now fuck off out of my life all together.
A grumpy old man
6 billion to go.......
come back the 1970's all is forgiven! (cept nixon and thatcher;)
Lily Allen in her nightwear. And yes, I would.
when a lily twitters in the empty forest does it make a sound?
I'm not sure who you are addressing when you say twatter isn't a substitute for a real life? Stephen Fry, Lilly Allen (most likely, I suppose), or someone not as special as them who happens to use it?
Every Lily I have known...
....has been an attention-seeking, ego-centric drama queen. I don't know Allen, but she's keep the end up for sure!
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