Cool!
A bionic arse!
Weapon of mass destruction!
Japanese bloke gets arsey over artificial rectum
A Japanese chap is a bit browned off after a hospital wrongly diagnosed him with rectal cancer, whipped out the offending section of digestive tract and fitted an articial replacement. According to the Mainichi Daily, the poor bloke had surgery back in March at a university hospital in western Miyazaki prefecture to remove a …
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May I be the first to say that..
.. this is akin to being up shit creek without a rectum..
Mine's the one with the Plastic Fantastic in the pocket..
To many puns...
...not enough time.
Must do work. Mortgage to pay. Kids to feed. Aaaaaaaaaaarggggurglewheeeee.....
Where *are* those dried-frog pills?
I hope they get to the bottom of this...
This bloke had high hopes for a career as a farting musician, but the Japanese health service rectum.
Etc, etc...
Haven't they heard of biopsy !!!!
that's another fine hole you've got me in ! ... I've got, .. in, ... you ...whatever
He's lucky!
Oftentimes, having the wrong op can be life threatening. However, in this case it's just a pain in the arse.........
I have to admire the medical scientists...
...who devoted their lives to the creation of an artificial rectum.
(On a less smirking note: those who have known anyone with colon cancer know it is no joke)
with two arseholes....
just think of the amount of shit i could come out with
i wonder if gordon brown has had his fitted yet?
Typical, really.
Health service in half-arsed diagnosis shocker.
Making this guy the butt of these jokes...
... is a bit out of order.
Why bother with court action?
I'd be fecking furious enough to tear 'em a new a**hole... oh, wait...
Cyborg Arse
I hear Kevin Warwick is quite jealous!
Now if they could only incorporate and intelligently link it to those fancy electronic Japanese toilets.
Seriously: Poor chap nothing worse than when surgeons cause greater damage than the original ailment. Hope he gets his full compensation rights for that one.
lol
The news paper name is mildly amusing "everyday daily" that reminds me of a shop called "fappy" because fax makes you happy.
I'd probably
Blow an O-ring if I found out about that kind of mistake...... I'll get my coat...
@ Hermes Conran
Prize for the best pun goes to Hermes Conran
Poor Guy
he really has had his ass handed to him!'
Laughed out loud to that - thank you
the doctors must be editors...
...They unnecessarily replaced a colon with a semicolon.
Wait a minute
They have ARTIFICIAL assholes now? No wonder SCO no longer needed Darl McBride!
Remember... (I'm dating my self with this one)
Nixon had an Ars*h*le transplant?
The Ars*h*le rejected him!
Legless
In a similar vein a woman in the UK had a leg removed after being incorrectly diagnosed with foot cancer - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8300233.stm .
I hear she's hopping mad.
Probe required?
I trust the Japanese NHS will launch a probe into this.
@Neb
Why would GB need an artificial arsehole? He's got dozens of real ones in his cabinet.
IT angle?
This really is scraping the bottom of the odds and sods article barrel.
On the plus side being the butt of jokes could earn him a living as the straight man in a double act.
"It's a bum rap"
said the hospital spokesman, "there's an obvious hole in the patient's argument".
Terrible
Do we really need all these puns to entert anus?
£23k...
..for a new arsehole? That seems a little excessive in view of the fact there any number of a'holes in my immediate vicinty whom I would have happily donated for free.
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