We at El Reg's Playmobil unit fear the worst following a Guildford school's miniature re-enactment of London's hottest historic moment. Pewley Down Year 2 infants were earlier this week treated to a "live demonstration of how quickly the blaze would have spread during the Great Fire of London in 1666". Teacher Rosie Welch …
Or have we managed to kill GetSurrey's servers.
Also, there are a few places in Guildford I'd like to see used for an even larger scale re-enactment. Park Barn would be favourite.
not so authentic
There i went, hoping to catch a glimpse of Playmobil people melting and burning to death. But no, nothing, just cardboard. But I quite liked to banner ad for Lego on the same page.
So, if El Reg's Playmobil Department is worth anything they'll recreate the whole scene much to our (I assume not to be the only one) better amusement - on time for tomorrow's Friday.
Sounds like a great way to get a whole new generation of kids interested in arson
Failure to provide amusement!
I agree with Evil Auditor. The article is a failure because it fails to include a re-enactment of the disaster. Where's the playmobil? Where's the IT angle?
While I'm at it - we should be able to choose more than one icon. One icon doesn't adequately describe my emotions!!!!?!?!?!
I wonder if the firemen had CRB checks before handling their hoses in front of the children?
If you insist
I love the smell of burning plastic in the morning.
This worked for me
Whatever dodgy CMS they are using changes the link whenever they change the title of the story so the current link is now:
Won't someone think of the children!
Here's the link to playperson carnage
You're sick if you click.
Still no word on casualties.
Do not worry
If the children (and their teacher) are as historically knowledgable as they suggest, they will know that the death toll from the fire was very small.
(although rumours spread faster than the fire, that foreigners were deliberately starting fires; leading to street violence and lynchings of anyone a bit forrin looking, particularly the Dutch immigrants. Did the children go on to re-enact any of this?)
Still hoping we can have a playmobil character icon instead of one of the lesser-used icons (Bill Gates angel?)
On a serious point...
...well done to the teachers for actually allowing children to be aware of some form of danger.
Fixed now. Aren't you happy?
It's "watch" not "see" ...
Not quite as good as El Reg's offerings. More flames though. Something El Reg might consider in future ?
I looked at the pictures
I lol'd :D
Looking at the pictures carefully it seem the children are handling the firemen's hoses, no doubt there was a risk assessment carried out before they were let loose on the spurting nozzles.
It's also good to see that the only worried looks are on the faces of some of the adults.
@Do not worry
alternatively there is the other theory that the low number of deaths attributed to the great fire was that it was measured by the number of bodies found and where firestorm was big enough then there wouldn't be any bodies left to count.
Can I be the first
to ask El Reg for a Playmobil reconstruction reconstruction?
Agreed.... I wonder how they got that past the Health and Safety Nazis.
Ecstatic. Cheque's in the dog.
ERPS must show us the true story as it unfolds, they may be able to use smaller toy figures from Denmark to act as the Playmobil figures in the recreation. Oh... and I'm sure ordering a few replacement screws for your laptops/desktops from some reputable vendors may result in (in)appropriate sized boxes for the houses.
But we all know...
...the baker was a mear scapegoat.
Gawd rest his soul.
Think of the Play People!
This is shocking, such terrible loss of plastic! Surely the playmobil rights organisation has something to say about this!
the images are too terrifying
oh the huma.... i mean the playmobilanity!!
i fear the worst for the baker and his wench :(
Was it funded by smoke alarm manufacturers? Were my own offspring treated to such a display, I'd invest in another half dozen, secure all matches, etc.
Oh the Humanity!
or playmobile equivilent...
I'm sure I can see him engulfed in flames in one of those pics.
@ Elmer Phud
Not sure how to read that...an interesting choice use of words to say the least.
Everyone knows the baker was innocent
It was Optimus Prime what done it!
I was waiting for the disclaimer:
"No Playmobil figures were harmed in the making of this reconstruction"
Now I'm traumatised and won't be able to sleep tonight
I want to see the recreation
In time for Friday (of any week). thanks
Just be careful of burning plastic. I can tell you from personal experience that it's no fun at all.
A woman could piss it out, as the lord mayor of London said about the last one. Somehow I'm not sure that's a quote they reach in schools though.
Definitely not the baker…
His replacement was in attendance; and the cause was a Terileptil weapon.
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