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Those of you who may have inadvertantly stumbled into Bootnotes looking for world-class coverage of Google's Android are advised to leave immediately, because what we have here is a classic example of when RSS feeds go bad. Why Carla Bruni does anal... explains BBC RSS feed Yes indeed, we're obliged today to reader Jonathon …

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Hahahahahaha

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TeeHee

That is all.

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Which is funnier?

"Those of you who may have inadvertantly stumbled into Bootnotes looking for world-class coverage of Google's Android"

Or Carla Bruni, undeterred burglar.

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Immaculately Dumbfounded

For once I am extraordinarily rendered beautifully speechless.

Coat

I think she got a bum deal.

The BBC should stop arsing about, get to the bottom of the problem and we can all put it behind us.

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Analysis

I'm guessing the article concerned CB's behaviour during sessions with her shrink: - "No couch potato - why Carla Bruni does analysis standing up"

Ob. offering:- Following her sensational vist to a town in Northern England the following title was accidentally truncated: - "Exciting views of Carla Bruni Scunthorpe trip"

Now I'm stuck for choice between Paris and another icon. I say "sod Paris.." No, wait...

Paris Hilton

truncation is hilarious

If I have enough tabs open on Firefox while I'm checking my web site stats, the tabs say 'Google Anal'.

The programme guide on my digibox truncates as well - there was a show on once called "I Own Britain's Best Ho'

Reminds me of

an unusual BBC recipe: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/carrotsglazedwithcum_80467.shtml

On the BBC World service

there is a programme called "Analysis" which, due to it's short duration, appears in abridged form on the Virgin electronic programme guide.

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i am happier now...

...than the last time i farted and followed through

go on, pull my finger

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"...when RSS feeds go bad."

So this little gag's all down to RSS-banditry then?

Joke

Re: Reminds me of

Karl Dane> "

an unusual BBC recipe: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/carrotsglazedwithcum_80467.shtml

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Given that it turns out to be cumin and orange, I suppose it is unusual for one of Heston's!

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Ah yes

+10 points for making me read the Oxo Tower thread again.

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Mr

Reminds me of the servers in my last job.

Yonks back, they didn't have a tcp/ip network but statically configured bridged oslan, so to allow travelling staff to access their server offsite, the local servers would be preconfigured with a bunch of login-id's that did nothing but connect them to their server.

One server was called 'arsenic' and the finger information set to "remote login to arsenic" - however, the finger command truncated that - you'd often login to the server, do a 'finger' and see many people logged in doing remote login to arse.

Happy

And it's not even Friday

New keyboard Please!

Fnarr, Fnarr!

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Chortling thanks

...for the "taking her up the OXO Tower" line!

A new one on me, but rest assured it's now been filed away in my lexicon of filthy euphemisms.. ;-)

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In my Uni days.....

..... I did a course called "Analytical Chemistry".......

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On my wife's laptop...

...I was regularly reading articles on hardcoregaming101.com... whose title, conveniently, was truncated in the task bar to "Hardcore Ga..."

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What's on's Chum/Bait.

"In my Uni days......... I did a course called "Analytical Chemistry"......." ....By Scott 26 Posted Thursday 15th October 2009 19:15 GMT

Alimentary Wizardry, Scott 26.

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