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Swedish police believe that a German lorry driver who crashed his vehicle near Borås earlier this week may have been off his box on drugs, according to the Borås Tidning newspaper. Suspicions that the unnamed 30-something trucker, who collided with the central reservation and flipped his vehicle, could have ingested illegal …

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Coat

I assume

he'll be doing hard time for this.

Coat please...

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If you are so off your head...

...that you have to keep on with the, erm, task in hand even while being hand-cuffed, you are far, far, too gone to be driving a vehicle.

So, how to know when you are too zooped to drive? Answer this question: am I overwhelmed by the need to wank no matter what?

If (yes) walk away romt he vehicle.

If (no) please don't change that.

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Go

what ?

Wait - they cuffed him WHILE he was still masturbating ?

High-five for the officer who managed that ! (Err, actually, no wait...)

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Paris Hilton

oh god my eyes!!!!!!!!

please no playmobil re-enactment [/boak]

Paris knows the appropriate places to crack one off

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Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters

What a wanker

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Joke

*giggles*

was he on uppers?

*grabs coat....leaves*

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Coat

listen it's Friday

tip off? fnarr fnarr

yes, the one with the pack of Kleenex in the pocket

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Pirate

That's why they call it

a stick shift.

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Wow; not an Australian this time!

What is it with all these reports of guys being ticketed or involved in accidents in which they were DWM (Driving While Masturbating)? And, why always Australians, except for this one guy in Sweden?

Has there really been an increase in incidents like these, or is it just a Reg thing?

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WTF?

Eeeewwww!

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him."

WTF - That is so wrong...

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Pint

There is an IT angle!

Blimey Lester, a Haynes article all about a hard drive. Congratulations!

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Happy

Good buddy

"Come back, good buddy. What's your handle?"

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"sexual molestation"

The German press reports that, when the driver was taken to a hospital to be checked out folowing the accident, he allegedly attacked a nurse, pinning her against a wall in the process. I guess that might account for the "sexual molestation" charge.

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Ah yes

"a lap dance is so much better.." by the bloodhound gang comes in to mind. To be honest tho, a bucketload of double entendres can not do justice to what is an already hilarious situation.

I bet it was the best w*** ever right up until the truck crashed itself.

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@Mike Flugennock

I was expecting exactly the same it - it shocked me that they came from this hemisphere, though I knew exactly who was responsible for the tip-off when I saw the precise geographic region

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Coat

That....

....is gonna be one hell of a come-down....

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I take it

the moderatrix is out this afternoon?

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Stop

What a prat

He should have stopped somewhere inconspicuous to rub one out, like this guy did:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86a_1241647291

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WTF?

impressive

i must say im impressed its hard to bash one out even when drunk

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(Written by Reg staff)

Re: impressive

Crack makes users super-horny though, doesn't it?

Being on drugs, as far as I know, is not just like being drunk only more so. And they do tend to vary quite a lot. Some make you sleepy. Some make you crazy. Some make you want to give everyone a great big cuddle. And some make you want to say hi to your monster at inappropriate moments.

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Headmaster

@Sarah Bee re. Re: impressive

"...say hi to your monster at inappropriate moments. "

I assume this 'monster' of which you speak is a metaphysical/conceptual thing, like 'personal demons'.....

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@Hollerith

If (yes) walk away romt he vehicle.

It's not easy typing with one hand, is it?

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@The Dorset Rambler

Hell I do that all the time, hard to type with both hands when you have a beer in your other hand

:)

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re: What a prat

<insert SUV drivers are wankers comment here>

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Coat

Feeling tired at the wheel? There's a nap for that.

I don't understand why this chap didn't just pull off at the next services.

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<No esta delo title>

"I don't understand why this chap didn't just pull off at the next services."

Being a long range truck driver he is probably paid 1p a year had has to keep driving the truck 48 hours a day to meet deliveries. That´s why he dident take a stop.

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