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Britain is at risk from being overrun by ferocious "supercats", as domestic moggies interbreed with fierce wildcats increasingly being imported by extreme pet owners. The stark warning comes in both the Daily Mail and the Telegraph. Each paper informed its pussy-loving readers this week of warnings from animal welfare groups …

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Great advice

Because any five year old who can't run at 50mph is asking for trouble anyway and probably not worth keeping.

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All cats should be banned

Domestic cats are a non-native, invasive, destructive species.

They were introduced to these islands as mousers, but your average domestic moggy rarely catches house mice these days, instead prefering to maul outdoor wildlife. Feral broods breed rampantly leading to pockets of undernourished, in-bred mangy bundles of disease, although this is less of a problem in northern climes. (Northern Spanish coastal towns, on the other hand, are festooned with flea-ridden feral felines.)

They serve no useful purpose and are now mere agents of distruction -- ban the buggers.

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Imagine the splash....

when you drop one of those in the canal.

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They attack small children?

sounds good to me.

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WTF?

I must get new glasses...

cos I read that as "ferocious feline patio-heaters menace dogs, children.

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Dangerous Cats

From what I've heard, we were very lucky with the cat that took over our lives. People I know have cats who just don't appreciate good servants.

Though I know somebody who is breeding cats for opposable thumbs and intelligence.

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Paris Hilton

Hmmm

The Mail and Telegraph eh? I'd have expected the Star and Mirror to be more popular with "pussy-loving readers".

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Pussy Pogrom

S'what I said all along kill the cats, Cat protection league to be disbanded and replaced by a Catfinder General service.

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I'm more worried...

...by the threat of Daily Mail readers interbreeding with normal folk. Can nothing be done to stop this plague of vicious suburban vermin from roaming the streets, snarling and snapping at innocent, cider-drinking hoodies?

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Welcome

So this how the world ends....

not with a bang but with a meow.

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I for one...

...will be first in line to lead the rebellion against our ferocious feline would-be-overlords.

Snooty little bastards.

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Megamog

Wow, check google pictures for "savannah cat" – they are enourmous, like a big Maine-Coon but with much more mass as it seems… fierce.

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Felix Sapiens

i for one welcome our moggy fish eating overlords

if they evolve into anything like cat from red dwarf i think we'll be ok

Aooooooooooowwwwww this way! im gonna eat you little fishy!

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Anonymous Coward

Despite their genes and their size . . .

I think I'd be a bit a bit less happy about their long razor-sharp claws, jaws full of murderous fangs, and their ferocious carnivore temperament.

No, I'll leave the Paris/Mrs. Slocombe jokes to somebody else.

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WTF!?

Fine these pricks heavily and make it illegal to own one, then place in a zoo or exterminate the animals. Sorted.

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Chimera indeed...

I think the author of this piece (or maybe the source) needs a bit of basic education in biology. A chimera is not the same thing as a cross-breed (which is what you get when you cross animals from different breeds of related sub-species). That's what you will get by cats inter-breeding with wildcats of various sorts.

A chimera is quite a different thing and the name derives from mythology ((for instance the sphinx would be a chimera) - it's where an organism has two sets of co-existing cells, both of which originate from different zygotes. That is two different fertilised cells. This happens rarely, but occasionally in mammals (including human beings) when two ova are fertilised and they fuse at an early stage of development producing a single individual. This is a very rare event that happens with people too - there are documented cases where babies have a different genetic footprint to at least part of the mother's cells because her eggs derived from a different fertilised egg from other parts of her body.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/118606.php

Oher types of chimera can be created from different, but related animals by human intervention. Essentially it involves inserting cells from one fertilised egg into that from a related species in an early stage of development. Then you can littereally have an animal where some parts are distincly from one species and other parts from the other. But it is not a cross-breed, as the organs of sexual reproduction will derive from one species or the other - there is no mixing of genetic material at the cellular level. Sheep/goat chimeras have been created for instance.,

For those who are interested in such things, then there is a good case for claiming that all women are (in one sense) chimeras in that they carry two X chromosomes. At an early stage in the development one or other of the X chromosomes in each cellular nucleus is "turned off" and all subsequent cells generated from each follows that pattern. For characteristics expressed on the X chromosome, then this can lead to different cell populations having markedly different characteristics. It's why women have a higher occurence of auto-immune diseases and also why they are often immune to genetic diseases carried on the X chromosome.

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hmm a few journalistic errors

Both the papers mention that the cats need a license if they are a wild cat, but not for the subsequent generations, This is inncorrect - you are not allowed to keep them domestically until they reach F4.

Most of the commentards on the daily fail website won't actually have met these types of cats, or seen that they are just like normal cats, love being stroked sitting on your lap etc. Ah well I guess it is a slow news week and they need some public hysteria about something..

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Pussy Posse

'although she adds: “We always advise, never ever leave a cat alone with a child under five." '

Great in your own home, but I'm guessing killer pussy is allowed to play on his own? I'm sure next door will be ecstatic about the fact they can't let their four year old out in the garden

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Savanna owner

I am owned by two Savanna cats, They are wonderful pets, full of curiosity and energy. So far I have not lost any limbs but I have not fed one of them this morning and he is giving me a strange look.

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Miauw!

Considering that tiny wild Saudi desert cats are known to be able to completely take apart a grown man, you don't want to get too close to an even bigger wild cat. As long as we stick to fully domesticated felines for symbiosis, we'll be all right. Mostly.

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Megaphone

That'll teach them environ-mental types

Who keep trying to reintroduce lions to parts of Africa. Perhaps we should be reintroducing wolfs and bears to their suburban back gardens?

(Oh crap I sound like someone who reads the daily mail)

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Finally...

A new kind of lolcat!

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Daily Wail...

Good to see there is always something new for the media hysteria to latch onto - did insufficient numbers catch swine flu recently or something?

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Dead Vulture

Pics?

You guys really are allergic to the image tag, aren't you? It's like reading bloody Ceefax sometimes. :)

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that's nothing...

...even more sinister:

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

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Another press-generated scate

The same sort of thing was said about Bengals.

Sure, the initial crossbreeds can be very large and sometimes of dubious temperament, but there aren't many of these and they are generally not regarded as suitable for domestic pets. Later generations are generally smaller and have much more reliable temperaments.

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Can we breed / train them

To hunt chavs?

Perhaps if we selectively breed those who attack shell nylon and burberry and piss on anything that smells of Paco Rabane?

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Coat

That explains it

The first time I saw it, I was shocked at the size of Mrs. Slocum's p--

Right, I'll go now. Mine's the one with the Grace Brothers label.

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Super Powers at 5 years old?

'never ever leave a cat alone with a child under five'

So at the age of 5 do children automatically learn the secret art of the ninja and are able to fight off these ferocious beasts with a quick flip of the nunchaku?

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eltiT

"... the serval, a cheetah-like beast"?

Have you ever seen a serval? Or a cheetah, for that matter? There's one or two servals at Marwel Zoo near Winchester for those who'd like to verify a simple fact.

A serval is, on average, a third of the size of a cheetah and virtually the only thing it has in common with a cheetah is the colouring.

And since it is quite safe to sit in an enclosure with human-reared cheetah (in my experience - they purr, lick your hands and face, and like to lean on you like a big old bagpuss - beautiful friendly animals), I hardly think we that much to fear from something derived from a timid little serval.

"Wild servals are thought to be capable of bringing down a gazelle" - yeah, on a really lucky day, with a very small, weak gazelle with no mates.

Servals normally eat rodents, frogs and birds. Pretty much like your domesticated cat, if the Whiskas isn't forthcoming. Not much evidence of the domesticated cats round here eating small children. Unfortunately.

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@ Ebeneezer Wanktrollop

Nope they have just enough hand strength at that age to overcome the pull needed on a 9mm semi - auto firearm

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Worry *for* the cat, not about it

"never ever leave a cat alone with a child under five"

Presumably for the safety of the cat - ever seen a young 'un "caressing" a small animal?

And as has been pointed out it's a cross breed rather than a chimera as they are capable of producing fertile offspring and so are the same species. How you go about mating the two without the domestic cat ending up as lunch is an interesting point though...

I wouldn't be too worried about them mauling the local wildlife. For one the local wildlife here is seagulls, so it's 50/50 who'd win, and I'd prefer the uber-chat anyway. The other reason being if you paid 6 grand for a cat are you going to (a) keep it locked in doors, or (b) let it run the streets and end up on eBay? Exactly.

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Happy

Just ordered one

I hope he'll take apart daily mail readers in a few heartbeats, if not, I will train him to! It'll be an even bigger bonus if he eats next door's yapping yorkie rat.

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pussy-loving readers

Where do I sign up for this? seriously.....

@Richard 102 - ok, you've just ruint the whole thing...

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Not much evidence of the domesticated cats round here eating small children.

Hmmmmm.....

NEEED MORE PUSSY....

Cats! that is ;p

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expendable

I do hope the owners of these hazardous pets ignore the advice about five-year-olds. It would be best for the rest of us if their gene lines were catastrophically terminated, so to speak.

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The journo needs a bit of cat education

Few people can afford six grand of cat.

Most people want a cat that is cute, friendly and playful. They don't want an unfriendly vicious cat.

Bengals are a cross between a leopard cat and a domestic tom, about five generations removed. They don't cause problems because breeders only release them to the general public once the wildness has been bred out of them.

Even a domestic cat is capable of stripping the skin off your back if it's sufficiently annoyed, but people don't tend to complain about them. If you treat them well about the worst you can expect is being patted on the leg/head to feed them.

I for one welcome our furry overlords.

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The guy who wrote it never dealt with a Siamese

It is not size that matters, it is how you use it. If you have been on the receiving side of a moderately annoyed Siamese you tend to remember that.

Also, 35 pounds is nothing in particular in Moscow. That was the size of a local moggie owned by one of our friends and he was not considered particularly large. I have not noticed the Russians claiming a drastic decrease in their population so ...

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anyone remember how

We were supposed to be over-run by those pesky African uber-Bees?

What happened to them?

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Ah, nostalgy..

Look up on Google: "cat bathing as a martial art".

Enjoy :-)

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NuLabour. New Laws

Welcome the Dangerous Cats Act 2011

They wish.

262 days to go.

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@All cats should be banned

"Domestic cats are a non-native, invasive, destructive species."

Same can be said for domesticated dogs and humans.

"They serve no useful purpose"

See above. I would dispute this statement, but you are entitled to your opinion, as I am mine.

I've heard of more dog attacks on people than I have cat attacks. Based on what I have seen, heard and experienced over the years I would rate dogs to be far more dangerous, they are bigger, stronger and more likely to attack ANYTHING in their territory.

When I go for a walk I'm more worried about the 45kilo Pit-bull/Shepherd mix off its leash and barking at me than the feral cats I see along the way.

FD: I share my home with a cat.

Tux, just for the hell of it.

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Here pussy

We had bengal cross living a few doors down from us and it was one mean mf... After breaking into my house (entering via catflap) it made off with our 12 week old kitten which we found the next day torn to shreds in the nearby woods. Poor lil kitty :(

Not sure it would take out a child but I suppose if pissed off could do some damage, yowwwll.

Anyway - it mysteriously disappeared shortly after having met my boot. Err, no, after we called the cats protection and they removed it I mean ;-)

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@Ebeneezer Wanktrollop

No, by 5 they understand that if you torment or chase the cat you will get scratched or bitten.

OTOH cats are pretty good at training children. When my ~9mo kid was bothering our cat she stopped, put her paw gently on his cheek and extended her claws so he got the point(s). No scratch, but he learned quickly.

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Cats and fivers

All cats are not domestic animals. Not in the same sense as dogs. They (cats) don't feel any need to obey You. They have no need to protect You.

Because they regard You as an equal - more or less. If we are good to them, they will like us. If not... well, they have 20 claws - and know how to use them.

Hence the warning about fivers and below. A cat is not forgiving as a dog (have You ever seen what a boxer puts up with?). If the child pull his tail, he will (probably) flee. If cornered, he will attack.

It's just a bad idea to force a reaction out of a cat. I know, I have 4 of them - and they all follow me around the house. :D

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Black Helicopters

When the Australian media runs stories like this

...it's a sure sign the Government is passing some legislation they really don't want the papers looking at too closely.

You have been warned.

Catmogeddon has been postponed.

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Grenade

Think of the crap they are going to leave...

Did you know that the only legal way to kill a cat in England is with a dog! I'm surprised that there are not cat'n'dog fight clubs the length and breadth...subtle hint to all entrepreneurs out there.

Ye olde laws are the best laws.

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Wouldn't want my moggy to have an argument with one of these

I really wish people would learn to understand cats.

That's it.

I really wish they would.

"Oh he purrs and he's gentle and cuddles up to me" - yes because you aren't another cat. You aren't a bird. Watch what he does around other cats. Especially when you're not looking or he doesn't think you're looking. We have a tiny Burmese downstairs. My cat almost poos his furry pants every time he hears him because although he's tiny he has a loud voice and he's vicious. To cats. To people he's the friendliest, cuddliest, most playful pussycat. To other cats he's an evil and vicious bully. That's just how Burmese are. Siamese can be the same. Bengals are definitely the same and from what I've read, Savannahs are the same but twice the size. Lovely pets. Not good with neighbourhood cats.

I have spent a fortune on securing my property so the Burmese can't get in and now have a microchip-reading catflap so that only my cat can come into my flat. Cats are all about territory so this has really helped him settle. I had a tracking collar on him but he managed to lose it and am saving up for another one as they're expensive. Part of the reason I don't want to lose him is I wasted so much time and money looking for him last time he disappeared. Yes he's aloof (unless hungry), yes he's a pain in the bum and yes he kills stuff and brings it in to show me (or fails to kill it and sets it free in my living room - great) but he's my cat and I'd be dead nervous if someone with a Savannah cat moved in nearby. Especially if they don't know how to control their cat and refuse to accept that cats act very differently towards other cats than they do towards people.

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Hamish is armed and ready!

Oooh we do seem to have a lot of cat haters out there! This article was forwarded to me by my better half under the heading 'Hamish gets about'. To explain.... Hamish is a 21yr old grumpy domestic shorthair with no claim to pedigree or genetic tampering. He has a propensity for launching unprovoked attacks on whoever he so chooses usually with very little warning. the rest of the time, to quote the excellent Terry Pratchett 'Hes just a big softy really'

Guess it must have been a slow news day as someone pointed out, maybe the required quota didnt die of swine flu and something else had to be scandalised as someone said.

We welcome animals into our homes and those of us who are sensible know that, most of our beloved pets are a days starvation away from eyeballing us and considering what we would taste like! If you keep a pet it is your obligation to be a responsible owner. I warn my friends children about Hamish and they leave well alone.

I did like the comment about children under 5 not left alone with the pet for the pets safety, one of our other cats is regularly put through 'cuddles' and the dog has put up with everything from having his teeth brushed, piggy backs and playing nurse from friends children.

To all the cat haters commenting out there who have taken a scaremongering article about a specific breed to have a pop at the entire species Felis catus, I have only one thing to say........

Hamish would LOVE to meet you and he hasnt eaten yet!

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hmmm

wonder what they taste like .....

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