I just want a cheap netbook
It has to retail at under £200 (I don't mean £199.99 + P&P, either).
I don't care what OS it runs.
I don't care what processor it uses. Passive cooling would be very nice, though.
I don't care what browser it runs. All I need is a place for my bookmarks, snappy rendering, and we're good to go.
It has to be able to run the latest version of Flash without stuttering.
It has to be able to play movie files at full-screen (whatever that resolution might be) without stuttering.
It has to have Wi-Fi that 'just works' - type in your password and off you go.
A smattering of useful office utilities and native games would be nice.
Webcam ? Meh, take it or leave it.
It has to have decent battery life. 3 hours is an absolute minimum, 6-8 hours would be very nice.
I bought an Elonex ONEt out of curiousity. It falls short in many of the aspects I've highlighted above, but it only cost just over £100 and it's a fun gizmo for the most part. If a machine appeared on the market at say £160 and could do everything I asked, I'd snap one up in an instant. Keep my desktop for the heavy-duty work, scanning, GIMPing, word-processing, printing, making music, etc. Curl up with the netbook for everything else (ie 95% of the time !).