An Ohio man who robbed a couple at gunpoint was arrested when he returned to ask his female victim for a date, the Columbus Dispatch reports. Stephfon Bennett, 20, together with two other men, relieved Daniel Martinez Batista and Diana Martinez of their wallets outside their Columbus apartment on Saturday night. A neighbour …
She must have been really hot!
She must have been a real looker if he was prepared to "do bird" for a chance to "do" the bird...
Either that or he had already spent the proceeds of the crime on drink (hence the icon)
Must of been an impulse moment
Because men can't help acting on impulse.
OK! OK! I'll get my coat..... But I just said what everybody else was thinking...
reminds me of
Number 11 on the Times list
Deserves a bullet
Someone this dumb deserves a bullet to put them out of their misery.
obviously takes a little longer then he thought.
Is it me?
Or does that robber in the Hostage Love Story not have a magazine in his gun?
he'll have no trouble getting a "date" in Franklin County Jail.
It's #14 that really makes the mind boggle...!!
What's a Times list doing on the Telegraph website?
Paris, b/c etc.
too stupid for words
please, cleanse the gene pool when you're done swimming....
Out of those I think number 17 has to be my favourite! :
17) Ferocious attack kitten
"This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house."
Number 5 was just a frightening reminder of some of the odder perversions out there.
"...finds himself languishing dateless in Franklin County jail..."
Well - I bet he has a forthcoming date with a judge!
...and he will probably get some dates when he gets to the penitentiary.
Here he is on MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/woozy2
languishing dateless in jail?
Not for long, surely. Why do you think they call it "the pokey".
:) thanks for that. brilliant. did you see the google ones too? :)
ROFL there is more to that posting as well, damn near choked when I read the rest:
"Oh, and I can give you back your purse. Your credit cards are still there but I spent the cash (sorry). And my room mate took your tampons. I don't know what he does with them but he always takes the tampons. If it works out between us I'll totally buy you some new ones ;-)"
Gotta love people.
Only last week we heard...
...that looking at an attractive woman reduces the intelligence of men.
So, he saw her when robbing her and thought "I'll just nip back later to see if she fancies me!".
you just gotta...
You just gotta love those Merkins!
This newsbreak is not complete...
This newsbreak is not complete without a picture of miss Diana Martinez in tight jeans or stretchlegging.
Anyone know her myspace account yet?
he was thinking with his dick rather than his brain!
We need a place to stick the criminally stupid folks. If had such a place there would of been no G.W. Bush
Love, She's Wonderful
When my older brother was a teenager he climbed 3 stories of icy drain pipe in a freezing rain (in the dark of night) to get into his girlfriend's room. And he knew the girlfriend's short-tempered and prone to violence father owned several guns. Fortunately, the young lady's mother caught them, and she just made my brother leave the way he came. Love, she's wonderful.
Move from OH to SC
If this crime was committed in South Carolina, Gov. Mark Sanford surely would have pardoned him for "following his heart" as long as Stephfon says "it began very innocently as I suspect these things do".
"not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time."
surely meant "We are not exactly sure IF he was thinking at the time."
This is really not very bright... Even less so when the victims were described as a "couple"...
He really does have his animal magnetism overrated!
As the country song goes...
..."I know what I was feelin'... but WHAT was I thinkin'?..."
Odd, they do stick in a few fun/interesting country songs amongst the truck left me/wife broke down stories. The other one I've heard (in my travels in the southern US, natch) has a refrain that includes, "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was", which I think is pretty clever.
Hmmm, I think you owe my employer 10 minutes, since I just burnt that laughing at those idiots!
He should of kidnapped her instead of taking her purse. Worked for us, eh, Mrs AC?
Photo: Stephfon Bennett and Diana Martinez
For Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 9th September 2009 16:46 GMT:
We have got such a place - it's called the US of A!
"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time."
... "but we do know exactly which head it was that he was using".
So you mean people over the UK don't do stupid things ??
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