A BBC camera crew backed by biologists has identified a new species of giant rat. The massive rodent has been discovered living exclusively inside the crater of an extinct Papua New Guinea volcano. The team first spotted the beast on footage from an infrared camera trap inside the crater of Mount Bosavi, in the country's …
Forget the cat sized rat. I want a rat sized cat. And I don't mean one of those cat sized rat sized cats. I already have one of those. It is called a cat.
Wasn't this story from several months ago, I'm sure I even read it here..
Rodents of unfeasible size?
Either an early mission in Oblivion or the swamps of doom in the princess bride!
Clearly a Giant Rat of Sumatra
But that is a tale for which the world is not yet ready.
I just showed that article to my cats. They won't go outside now, just in case, unless the dog is with them.
May I be the first to...
Welcome our new (Ratty) overlords (while carefully tucking my trousers legs in my socks)...
Just in time
to replace most of the current inhabitants of the Palace of Westminister.
I, for one...
Will be the first to shoot anyone making lamentably predictable comments about furry, cat-sized overlords.
and looks quite tasty too!
...that Stephen Fry is narrating the series- It's called "First Chance to See"
I for one...
...you know the rest.
Cat sized at 1.5kg?
Possibly a south-asian cat, but western cats range 5--8kg (or more for the criminally obese).
...get the Horse and Hounds boys, we've found something to hunt!
It's not a rat
It's a Siberian Hamster.
Don't bring it back!!!
Does anybody remember James Herberts' The Rats trilogy? Personally I do not want to be eaten!
Rodents of Unusual Size?
I don't think they exist.
*rat dives out from a tree*
You F#@&ing catch it!
Did they try to give it a fruit pastille?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/5sa2pp [Probably NSFW]
Badgers because its not a F#@&ing rat
Any day now...
... the year of the Diamond Dogs. Cue guitar riff.
Fleas the size of rats sucking on rats the size of cats, that is.
You can't have a rat-sized cat (more's the pity) because, unlike a cat-sized rat, it would have nothing to feed on. You'd also need a 'roach-sized rat for your rat-sized cat to hunt as prey.
Or maybe a moth-sized bird...
Of course you'd only need a rat-sized cat-door, which would cut down on draughts...
But my cat is the size of a dog. So is this a dog sized rat?
The big rat would make a great pet. Can you imagine the screams when you take it for a walk?
I welcome our new cat sized dog-rat overlords.
It's an R.O.U.S.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]
(Thanks to imdb.com)
The name, "Bosavi Woolly Rat" does not roll off the the tongue so easily. May I suggest calling it a "gordon brown". Much easier.
Is it the case that explorers have at last found Sherlock Holmes's Giant Rat of Sumatra, "a story for which the world is not yet ready"?
... they grow to that size in the backwoods of Papua NG, God help us all when they get near the bins round here ...
I for one...
From the BBC article: "The rat, _which has no fear of humans_..." (emphasis added)
I love the BBC but....
am I the only one getting utterly sick of them inventing news stories to promote their own programmes? This was on the morning TV news and BBC Radio Scotland radio news today, and now I find even The Reg falls for it!
re: rename it
I was thinking how well the "jacqui brown" rolled off the tongue.
penguins are definitely cuter.
But they're are loads in the Quatermaster's stores.
Seriously, though, I swear I have seen rats approaching that size in the North of England.
@Richard Scratcher: So what do Yorkshire Terriers, which can be rat-sized, hunt in the wild?
Reminds me of...
the 1960's Broadway musical "Golden Boy" in which a boxer who has made it big goes back and visits the neighborhood in Harlem where he grew up. The locals are unimpressed with his furs and jewels and taunt him with lines like:
"Forget your sable, mink and ermine! We've got 50 kinds of vermin!"
and the most pertinent:
"This neighborhood is classy, we've got rats as big as Lassie!"
Yeah, I'm that old. Better get my coat.
So the Merkins actually were right:
So the Merkins actually were right:
You really need a FN FAL for vermin control.
My apologies to our transatlantic friends for making fun of them.
As someone who keeps pet rats…
All I can say is…
34 Year old mystery
Ah! So that is what it was. In 1974, whilst a surveyor in the Australian army. I spent 10 days on Mt Bosavi on a mapping project. A large grey rat like animal showed absolutely no fear of us and adopted us I think we even named it "Ben". We hand fed it and share our army rations with it. When we asked the Papuans who lived at the base of the mountain about it, they knew all about the species and said it was "gutpela kai kai (food)!
I thought this was a political article.
They had to go all the way to New Guinea...
...to find a rat the size of a cat?
Damn, man; they could've saved some money and just gone to New York City.
The answer is obvious
An extra large size "little nipper" mousetrap of course.
You can't call it Gordon!
The Gordon Brown has already been claimed as the name for a brown, unpolishable waste item.
Squaddies are now commenting how they 'did a Gordon' in the latrine.
... I spotted my cat hunting a couple of deer on our field in the weekend i don´t fear the cat sized rats. (The deer wasn't aware the cat was hunting them.. they were aware of a cat looking weirdly at them though. They just diden´t care. But don´t tell the cat)
Aren't bandicoot rats usually bigger than 1.5 kg ?
http://www.animalport.com/animals/Bandicoots.html [includes photos].
"Northern bandicoot weighs from 1-3 kg while the smaller long-nosed bandicoot weighs less than 1 kg."
I've personally been chased by a big one in Kerala(India) once. Somehow these stores aren't as impressive as being chased by lions.
of The Princess Bride...
Oh dear, I'm admitting to having watched that trash...
Yorkshire Terriers in the wild?
It's certainly ratlike
but I thought it couldn't be a true rat unless it belonged to the Rattus genus?
- Updated Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace
- Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning