Yay...
...Playmobil rules.
Our shock exposé yesterday of the tattooed Swedish devil girls who jumped a cyclist, deprived him of his trousers and underpants and made merry with his wedding tackle had some commenters demanding photographic evidence of the outrage. Well, by an amazing coincidence, El Reg had its roving snapper on the streets of Örebro on 8 …
I don't know how you do. A world-exclusive to rival anything from News International. Good work Reg!
Nice one El Reg, good to see that liquid lunch being put to good use in tracking the really important stories.
Probably a good thing that you didn't get hold of the web-cam footage of the vixens practicing their attack methods before they go out, that would be truely horrific - just imagine their oil-covered bodies glistening in the light, as they get to grips with their intended foe.
Ok - lie-down time I think.....
ttfn
I'm calling "fake" on this one. If that was genuine Street View footage then those playmobil people would have had their faces blurred!
1) Keyboard replacement.
An easy to set up sceam where by El Reg send you one new keyboard a month, with the payment being automaticly deducted from your credit or debit card
Or El Reg brandded coffee proof keyboards.
2) Ensure that the IT industry of the UK is not forced to its knees by El Reg Friday coffee spills.
3) ....
4) Profit!!!!!
All I ask is a 10% cut (Gross, not Net)
once again you legends lift the spirits
playmobil FTMFW!
"Google eventually agreed to provide its original uncensored Street View images of the assault"
Now we just need the one where it's 5 guys and 1 girl. Wait, group rape isn't funny when it's the other way around?
... but I must ask when did British coppers extend their persecution of vertically prominent photographers to Sweden? Has every tall camera-brandishing Brit been locked up already?
old man should be facing up not down... wot r they fisting him?
Excellent headline, Lester!
Are you now spending the rest of your day dodging random pies thrown by Sarah?
And I hope he got fined 23 quadrillion studs for his disgusting potential terrorist activities!
You earned it. Perfect Friday afternoon fodder. Especially pic #3.
Oh, and @AC 13:29: Yes, that seems to be the consensus. Well spotted you! Help yourself to a pat on the back.
Funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time. Thanks El Reg.
I'm 6'4" and use a Nikon D80. I've yet to be arrested, but that is probably because they haven't got that far down the alphabetical list yet. I'm anticipating a visit from the filth sometime soon...
We wanna see the tattoos!
And there're no skivvies in evidence either.
I think these photographs might be fakes.
Oh fuck off you killjoy
Gotta love the Reg. Sometimes. Fridays mainly. About pub time.
This is what all Fridays should be. I want to buy the fearless Reg photographer a drink for all the pain and suffering he with through at the hands of the little piggies in trying to get us his photos.
I call fake!!
I think these pics have been photoshopped.
In Sweden they've driven on the right since 1967, and there's some seriously dodgy shadows going in multiple directions.
Tears of laughter. Well done Lester & thank you. A perfect Friday now.
'I'm calling "fake" on this one.'
Hold on, the culprits in these shocking photos are clearly blonde and must therefore be Swedish.
You can't fake that sort of thing.
hook line and sinker
completely suckered
obviously AC, I don't want you knowing who the sucker is
Paris because....
Orebo sure do have plenty of weardos
http://www.thelocal.se/20760/20090717/
Those coppers would've been from Neasden nick then....
What was it we used to say? Shuttup you silly bitch, it's only a bit of fun! Just lie back and enjoy it!
Did you understand that this really happened to somebody?
Come to winnipeg and I will buy the author and the girls a pint!:)
It's stories like this that made me put up an altar in honor of El Reg. It's true!!
OK, not really, but loved the story!! lmao
... but I'm pissing myself laughing* today (Monday).
Great stuff, Vultures.
(* No, not literally)
Lester Haines, such creative genius is wasted in vulture central.
So... obviously there was a Craigslist ad about an old man bicycling about town with a 1000 kronor note tied to his Willy's, eh? :)